Tag: trouser pickle
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November 17, 2009 03:58 PM EST --
Seems like every time I look up these days I see someone filling out one of these surveys that’s supposed to tell whoever reads it lots about you, or at least tells them things they don’t . . .
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November 21, 2009 07:24 AM EST --
I want to take a minute and thank everyone who participated in our contest yesterday and this morning. I never expected the level of interest that was expressed, and am humbled by it. Many thanks to . . .
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July 21, 2009 04:54 PM EDT --
Most of us that grew up around here did so in homes that weren’t very big ones. They typically didn’t have fancy parlors, patios, breakfast nooks, or any of that other high falutin‘ . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:35 AM EDT --
The following is all real stuff…..
We actually had a guy in Juliette years ago who couldn’t tell whether or not his lawnmower was running. To alleviate his concern, he stuck one . . .
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October 11, 2009 07:22 AM EDT --
Sometimes those of us of the male persuasion don’t like to admit things that we hold deep inside for fear that we’ll be made fun of. All of you men out there know exactly what I mean - if . . .
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July 02, 2009 03:30 PM EDT --
I know this is less than delicate, but have y'all ever come across someone who's just so ugly that you think to yourself, "Damn, that man/woman is just down to the bone ugly!" I guess we all have at one . . .
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September 05, 2009 06:59 AM EDT --
I know it’s not the right thing to do, but you ever had something you just had to do, come hell or high water? This is one of those times for me, fellow Gatherites. And here’s why….. . . .
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September 20, 2009 06:47 AM EDT --
God, I’m almost embarrassed to write this article, as I’m really gonna be telling on myself in a major way…..
I have to do it, though. It’s too late for me to be rescued from . . .
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October 10, 2009 06:29 AM EDT --
I guess it’s just human nature to want to put a positive face or slant on things, and nowhere is that any more obvious than when you talk about something being ugly. People will wince when you say . . .
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October 18, 2009 06:28 AM EDT --
Well, for a million dollars I’d….
Paint a big pink flower on both cheeks of my ass and skip naked around the state capitol up in Atlanta while simultaneously singing heartfelt renditions . . .
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October 31, 2009 06:05 AM EDT --
Some time ago, in a Southern city close by for some and yet far away for others, there lived a friend. Let’s say for our purposes today that his name was Bob. And Bob enjoyed a most marvelous and . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:32 AM EST --
I really do, I would be naked all the time if I could be - and here’s why:
1. My clothing bill would be a whole lot cheaper.
2. I think it’s healthy to let the “package” dangle . . .
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July 19, 2009 07:15 AM EDT --
(During the annual Christmas celebration at the Juliette Methodist Church, December 1972, as told by a 17 year old Ed Williams. We pick it up at this tender point...)
You total these two women up, . . .
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June 28, 2009 06:52 AM EDT --
Of course we do, everyone knows that, y'all just came here to see if I'd admit it right out loud!
Hmmmm, that does leave me a lot of space left if I really want to call this an article or blog instead . . .
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July 06, 2009 07:04 AM EDT --
I get continually amazed at the number of people, all ladies, who tell me I'm a bad boy here on Gather. A naughty boy, one of those kinds of guys that you don't want to bring home to mother but you'd . . .
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July 11, 2009 06:34 AM EDT --
Whenever I get to thinking that I might have a bit on the ball, might have a goodly functioning brain, or might have a decent amount of common sense, I do something that causes me to really, really wonder. . . .
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August 08, 2009 07:00 AM EDT --
And lie like a rug!
Folks, one day my brain may evolve beyond a nerve ending, but for now it is what it is. Here’s another glorious example for y’alls consideration.
This past week I was . . .
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August 09, 2009 06:51 AM EDT --
Wanna know what it’s like ridin’ the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world?
I can tell y’all first hand ‘cause I have – it’s major, major awesome! Talk about . . .
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August 16, 2009 06:08 AM EDT --
Have any of y’all gone out and tried to purchase a TV lately?
I hadn’t up til now, so I had no idea what I was getting myself into. We’d recently decided that it was time for us to . . .
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August 29, 2009 07:00 AM EDT --
In no particular order, they be……..
1. I get hacked off with ladies on the internet who, after you email or message them once or twice, instantly proclaim that they want to see you . . .
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