Tag: spoof
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . . more
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June 06, 2008 03:54 PM EDT --
On May 29th I published a game entitled "Name Something Found in an Outhouse". It was intended to be a spoof on all those mundane games asking Gather members to name something found in . . . more
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August 13, 2006 02:28 AM EDT --
I was informed this week of a great little site: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The basic concept is that they have 5 church signs, which you are allowed to defame and deface at . . . more
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . . more
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September 15, 2007 11:16 AM EDT --
Got a problem with a low ranking? Been flambéed by an anonymous member? The Gather Action Reporter is here to help!
Dear Gather Action Reporter:
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May 07, 2008 09:19 AM EDT --
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June 16, 2008 07:30 PM EDT --
Folks,
Normally I refrain but this is a scream: I'm Voting Republican
Enjoy,
Tom
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October 04, 2006 08:09 PM EDT --
Today I received this email which appeared to be from PAYPAL.
It was full of mispellings and grammatical errors that I didn't correct.
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ . . . more
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May 01, 2007 09:43 PM EDT --
MINNEAPOLIS. Poppin' Fresh, the smiling doughboy who appeared in over 600 commercials for The Pillsbury Company, was found dead in his apartment last night, an apparent suicide at the age of . . . more
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September 13, 2007 09:24 PM EDT --
I just received an email from Ebay@support.com. The message suggested that emails from Ebay have been returned, requested that I provide a current email address (by clicking on a link) and threatened . . . more
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November 21, 2006 12:48 PM EST --
(Three words of caution: tongue in cheek!)
Girls, this is a fairy tale with a cautionary moral. Listen carefully, and learn from my mistakes. Don't fall for the first bald guy you meet!
When I first . . . more
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June 28, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
At Gerbil Interactive Media ("we", "us" or "Gerbil"), we value the privacy of people like you (a "Member", "you" or "you all" if you are . . . more
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September 12, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
SAN FRANCISCO. If you thought the Barry Bonds steroid scandal couldn't get any weirder, think again. The San Francisco Giants today announced that Bonds is pregnant.
Bonds: "The . . . more
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October 06, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
I have been a member of the male sex my entire life, actually longer, since my masculinity--such as it is--was determined when I first acquired one of those dust-bunny like creatures, the Y chromosome, . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:15 AM EST --
NEW YORK. A study released this week indicating that people who suffer from dyslexia are more likely to rise to the top in the corporate world has business leaders buzzing and headhunters riffling . . . more
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December 20, 2007 04:49 PM EST --
BOSTON. At the Borders Bookstore in downtown Boston, the lines snake around the building with holiday shoppers making last-minute purchases. Sometimes the contrasts are striking, as ramrod-straight . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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August 04, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
HOUSTON. Biblical scholars have debunked a Houston minister's claim that a Cheeto-brand snack he almost ate was made in the image and likeness of Jesus Christ , saying that the Shroud . . . more
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