Tag: spoof
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November 20, 2009 08:45 AM EST --
The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often . . .
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November 19, 2009 07:51 AM EST --
Rocco Landesman, new chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, says he will open up funding to rap artists. The Wall Street Journal
I was sitting at my desk, tapping out rejection letters . . .
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November 20, 2009 11:11 AM EST --
As a condition to an appearance at a London shopping mall, Mariah Carey's list of required items included 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, pink butterfly confetti and a wand to wave. Wonderwall, . . .
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November 19, 2009 03:03 PM EST --
FOXBORO, Mass. It was, long-time NFL observers said, one of the most painful and excruciating injuries ever witnessed in a professional football game. "That brain cramp there, that was as . . .
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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June 06, 2008 03:54 PM EDT --
On May 29th I published a game entitled "Name Something Found in an Outhouse". It was intended to be a spoof on all those mundane games asking Gather members to name something found in . . .
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November 18, 2009 08:44 PM EST --
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Transportation Security Agency, the arm of the federal government that protects the nation's transportation systems, today issued its pre-Thanksgiving survey of articles . . .
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . .
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August 13, 2006 02:28 AM EDT --
I was informed this week of a great little site: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The basic concept is that they have 5 church signs, which you are allowed to defame and deface at . . .
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May 07, 2008 09:19 AM EDT --
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September 13, 2007 09:24 PM EDT --
I just received an email from Ebay@support.com. The message suggested that emails from Ebay have been returned, requested that I provide a current email address (by clicking on a link) and threatened . . .
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November 10, 2009 01:46 AM EST --
Oops.
Sorry.
I thought you knew.
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October 21, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In this affluent suburb of Boston, churchgoers at the Wellesley Falls Presbyterian Church tend to look like they stepped out of the pages of a Brooks Brothers catalog, . . .
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March 10, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
Girl Scouts in Akron, Ohio are taking vigorous steps to collect debts owed by adults who fail to pay for cookies. Associated Press
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . .
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April 23, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
WILTON, Connecticut. In this leafy suburb of New York, it is possible to go for months without seeing one's next-door neighbors, says A.J. "Tony" Ward, a long-time resident. . . .
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May 09, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
DAYTONA BEACH. This city on Florida's west coast has been the headquarters for NASCAR since the stock car racing giant was first formed in 1948. "Some cities looked at us when we . . .
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . .
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September 07, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. This suburb to the west of Boston boasts a highly-educated population with a love of reading, as well as a large population of dogs. "We're not called the . . .
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October 01, 2008 04:49 AM EDT --
It is time once again to dig into Mr. Sports Talk Guy's mailbag and answer your questions on jargon from the four major sports groups.
"Stop yelling at me!"
Dear Mr. . . .
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