Tag: southern humor
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November 29, 2009 07:40 AM EST --
And I’m serious – I am!
Don’t blame me for the idea, either. I actually got it from Gather and from Tom Gerace, our esteemed owner/founder. As background, I’ve noticed over the . . .
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April 08, 2008 07:49 PM EDT --
Welcome to suburban Atlanta, where fast food restaurants crowd four and five deep into every intersection. Every corner of every intersection.
Burgers? Of course. Fried Chicken? This is the south . . .
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November 28, 2009 06:37 AM EST --
In no particular order of Christmas season suck-age…..
Fruitcakes! I hate fruitcakes! Heavy, fruit chunk-laden bricks of bread-y sludge that will stop you up and slow you down faster . . .
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September 05, 2008 07:45 AM EDT --
A man from Georgia walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to London on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and . . .
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November 04, 2008 06:14 AM EST --
A REDNECK DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO SEE GOD'S COUNTRY.
WHEN HE GETS TO VIRGINIA, HE LIKES IT SO MUCH HE DECIDES TO STAY...BUT FIRST
HE HAS TO FIND A JOB. SO HE WALKS INTO THE INTERNATIONAL . . .
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November 22, 2008 06:31 AM EST --
Last week I published an article here on Gather.com about the joys of growing bald, and I happened to mention at the end of it that I would soon be serenading y'all with an article about . . .
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December 06, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
You slip up and mention out loud to a friend that you got pinged six times today!
You begin wondering just which of the avatars are real pictures, and which ones were taken a long time ago.
You . . .
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January 31, 2009 05:48 AM EST --
Is that subtle or what?
With the answer being kinda obvious, let's sally right forth into today's discussion. I can remember way, way back, had to be around 1963 or so, watching TV one Saturday . . .
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September 01, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
In a move to achieve those ever important suck-up points with my publisher, I now offer the following two blatantly capitalist, profit-motivated, and brownie point cultivating missives….. . . .
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November 23, 2009 08:29 AM EST --
Sometimes I think we really need to re-examine our logic...
A few weeks ago I was riding into downtown Macon with my good friend, Charlie Deaton. We’d been working together all morning at his . . .
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December 13, 2008 07:04 AM EST --
My boss was talking to me the other day, and in the course of our conversation he mentioned that he had just talked to an old friend who lived in Cackle Corner, Georgia. Naturally, I figured I was getting . . .
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December 17, 2008 06:12 AM EST --
Most of you who've ever read my writings know that I'm a son of the South. A proud son of the South. I enjoy living here, I enjoy writing here, I enjoy raising a little hell every now and . . .
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May 16, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
( in no particular order)
1 . Newspapers -
Don't get me wrong, I think there will always be the reporting of news and newspapers, but I think their current mode of delivery - the "paper" . . .
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June 19, 2009 05:54 AM EDT --
I have a gripping tale of suspense for y'all today!
First, would y'all be amazed to know that I haven't even been here at Gather for the past week? It's true! A group of North Korean Communist sympathizers . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:35 AM EDT --
The following is all real stuff…..
We actually had a guy in Juliette years ago who couldn’t tell whether or not his lawnmower was running. To alleviate his concern, he stuck one . . .
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October 17, 2009 06:31 AM EDT --
I’d be the first one to admit to that I don’t have a clue as to why I’m currently receiving the amount of views and comments that I am. It amazes me that over the past four or five weeks . . .
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November 21, 2009 07:24 AM EST --
I want to take a minute and thank everyone who participated in our contest yesterday and this morning. I never expected the level of interest that was expressed, and am humbled by it. Many thanks to . . .
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November 25, 2009 08:01 AM EST --
And who better than my pretty, sweet friend Joyce L. to write it. For those of y'all who have asked what the book is about, go here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977916785 . . .
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November 26, 2009 09:47 AM EST --
Right on Thanksgiving Day, Bethie has given me something else to be very thankful for, and that's another review of "ChristmaSin'!" Y'all can read it right here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920722 . . .
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December 27, 2008 05:43 AM EST --
You know, I never thought I'd be writing an article like this. That being said, have y'all ever found yourselves in a situation as a writer where you've seen enough and read enough of something . . .
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