Tag: seniors
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March 15, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
1. Kidnappers are not very interested
in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be . . .
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May 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT --
The Senior Center has asked the seniors who ride the bus for $2.00 a day. The seniors go to eat at the senior center five days a week. Donations for the meal is $2.00 a day. The seniors have said they . . .
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July 17, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER. Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know . . .
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August 22, 2008 12:43 PM EDT --
The truth may not be as bad as the title suggests. You’re probably not an embarrassed “I cheated on my spouse” liar. Nor are you likely a “nobody told me about that stock and now I have to go . . .
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September 12, 2008 05:02 PM EDT --
Having already used up my three score and ten, mostly on trivia, I resolved on my 70th birthday to spend at least two . . .
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June 26, 2009 04:11 PM EDT --
These are just a couple thoughts I have. I'd like to hear yours.
My main concern about national health care is how it will be paid for. I want all people to have the benefit of good medical . . .
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July 04, 2008 11:57 AM EDT --
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.
"Oh, . . .
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August 04, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
A n elderly man on a Moped,
Looking about 100 years old,
Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, . . .
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August 29, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
This week I read a book, Leisureville , by Andy Blechman that raises an issue that will engage the majority on Gather. The focus of the book is The Villages, arguably the premiere “over 55” community . . .
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November 18, 2009 06:12 PM EST --
Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed . . .
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January 14, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at . . .
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January 29, 2009 12:59 PM EST --
A poster a couple days ago noted that she was disappointed that as she got older she was not wiser. I feel the same way. By now, I had hoped to know some much more. What is the truth about UFOs and the . . .
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October 09, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
CNN reports today an 83 year old man living in a big Condo Complex in South Florida has been told he can no longer ride his Segway around the complex. One destination is to visit his girlfriend.
Other . . .
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August 28, 2007 04:25 PM EDT --
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their . . .
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February 20, 2008 03:57 PM EST --
I used to work in a senior living community, which was recently renovated to include a special wing for people with Alzheimer's and dementia. Before moving to the new wing, the people with Alzheimer's . . .
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October 15, 2009 08:58 PM EDT --
In April of 2009, the magazine Psychology Today ran an article on older women dating younger men, and Cyndi Targosz wrote a book called, Dating the Younger Man: Guide to Every Woman’s Sweetest . . .
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August 23, 2007 10:08 AM EDT --
I picked up the paper this morning to find this on the front cover: Study: Seniors suprisingly still interested in sex. Survery results find senors to the age of 85 still having sex. Normal declines in . . .
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January 05, 2007 06:10 PM EST --
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally . . .
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January 25, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
I received this email today from a friend, and it made me laugh, so I thought I might break down and share this one. I have positively no idea if this is true, since most are not it seems; but . . .
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March 26, 2007 10:26 AM EDT --
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's . . .
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