Tag: satire
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November 20, 2009 08:45 AM EST --
The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often . . .
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May 29, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Do you know what an outhouse is? If you are smarter than a head of lettuce you will know. A survey of the most popular articles posted during the past week shows no less than seven games where . . .
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November 18, 2009 04:20 PM EST --
I guess you’ve heard The Sexiest Man Alive was crowned. The whole ceremony was a bit much and of course some men were crying crocodile tears when they realized they had lost. However, there’s . . .
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December 22, 2007 07:26 PM EST --
In the ancient world religious persecution was rare prior to the rise of Christianity - and when persecutions occurred they were limited in their scope and duration. When Christians attained state . . .
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November 10, 2009 03:42 PM EST --
Lawn owners fear this time of year because of the yellow menace. The green grass defenseless under attack. Hordes of dandelions with their root canal teeth chomping into a lawn like a maniac. Who is behind . . .
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November 13, 2009 07:40 PM EST --
Friday Focus: What's the worst thing that would happen to you if aliens landed on Earth and took away our computers? (Then they left, so nothing else happened.)
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The . . .
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March 09, 2007 12:12 AM EST --
The world, as we know it, is inherently unfair. My cousin, for example, is a fashion model, and she can also sing, while I am plain at best, and tone deaf. This has always troubled me greatly. It is just . . .
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October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy.
Smiled . . .
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February 21, 2009 05:33 PM EST --
When I was a child, besides being extremely weird, imaginary friends and all, I hated going to sleep at night. I was absolutely convinced that everything remotely interesting in the world must . . .
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February 23, 2009 10:18 PM EST --
This is a good dinner for when you are in a hurry because you don't need to pay much attention to the details.
INGREDIENTS
Pound of bacon
4 packages of frozen gnocchi
1 whole garlic bunch . . .
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December 11, 2006 06:55 AM EST --
Why is nobody mean to me?
Why am I treated so leniently?
On Gather, it’s said
Some people are bad
There’s malice and spite
And backs they do bite
There are . . .
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November 19, 2009 07:51 AM EST --
Rocco Landesman, new chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, says he will open up funding to rap artists. The Wall Street Journal
I was sitting at my desk, tapping out rejection letters . . .
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November 17, 2009 03:59 PM EST --
Very few have the courage to face a wild elephant and even fewer paint their toenails. The danger signs were plastered photographs on the walk of fame that should have explained, but they were tightly . . .
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November 20, 2009 11:11 AM EST --
As a condition to an appearance at a London shopping mall, Mariah Carey's list of required items included 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, pink butterfly confetti and a wand to wave. Wonderwall, . . .
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July 03, 2009 06:38 PM EDT --
In a Gather Non Network Non Interview this Non Corrospondent has learned the REAL reason Sarah Palin has resigned as Alaska's governor.
She was out prettied.
Yes you heard that right here. Iowa's . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:38 PM EST --
Recently our local newspaper ran an article about an apparent meteorite sighting here in the Northwest. http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=13738 . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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November 15, 2009 03:49 PM EST --
Sunshine grew up rather acrobatic and was quite fantastic at Bingo. She thought all the Nuns Mothers, so when any family tried to adopt her, she made sure the application made a detour into the incinerator. . . .
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November 19, 2009 03:03 PM EST --
FOXBORO, Mass. It was, long-time NFL observers said, one of the most painful and excruciating injuries ever witnessed in a professional football game. "That brain cramp there, that was as . . .
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June 11, 2007 10:18 PM EDT --
Political activism begins at home.
You who are proud of being vegetarians, of not using pesticides, of not stomping spiders -- do you even recognize "dust bunnies" as living creatures? . . .
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