Tag: satire
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July 03, 2009 06:38 PM EDT --
In a Gather Non Network Non Interview this Non Corrospondent has learned the REAL reason Sarah Palin has resigned as Alaska's governor.
She was out prettied.
Yes you heard that right here. Iowa's . . .
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June 27, 2009 08:57 AM EDT --
I do have your attention with the title, right ?
“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered . . .
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May 29, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Do you know what an outhouse is? If you are smarter than a head of lettuce you will know. A survey of the most popular articles posted during the past week shows no less than seven games where . . .
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March 09, 2007 12:12 AM EST --
The world, as we know it, is inherently unfair. My cousin, for example, is a fashion model, and she can also sing, while I am plain at best, and tone deaf. This has always troubled me greatly. It is just . . .
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October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy.
Smiled . . .
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February 21, 2009 05:33 PM EST --
When I was a child, besides being extremely weird, imaginary friends and all, I hated going to sleep at night. I was absolutely convinced that everything remotely interesting in the world must . . .
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December 11, 2006 06:55 AM EST --
Why is nobody mean to me?
Why am I treated so leniently?
On Gather, it’s said
Some people are bad
There’s malice and spite
And backs they do bite
There are . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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June 28, 2009 01:35 PM EDT --
Alright I finally made the rest of the badges. Customized ones are up first. . . if I missed anyone let me know and I can add them, or if I made one for someone who didn't want one. . . umm. . . .
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June 28, 2009 12:15 AM EDT --
A short history of the world!
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live . . .
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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December 02, 2006 11:12 PM EST --
The following article presents arguments using analogy and hearsay, which are not the same as arguments by facts and logic, nor are they arguments in the sense of mathematical logic or Excel Functions. . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:26 AM EDT --
Bush-bashing has become a national pastime in America. According to the polls, about two-thirds of the American people despise him; and those who don’t actually believe he is evil incarnate, consider . . .
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September 20, 2007 11:05 AM EDT --
A couple of days ago, my lovely girlfriend wrote a truly beautiful article. It is funny. It is true. She found a way to look at the things going on here that highlights the notion that this place is a . . .
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September 21, 2007 08:05 PM EDT --
Once again, thank goodness for Cable on Demand.
Akeelah and the Bee is the predicable, unrealistic and incredibly sweet story of a young girl (Keke Palmer) . . .
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September 23, 2007 07:34 PM EDT --
Now you can easily add pizazz and sophistication to your new
JohnWear
Little Cat Wear
FrogTogs™
Ivy's wrap-around couture
YuleWear
Swabbies! The used clothing of the . . .
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September 26, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
President Bush had been slated to address the student of Mustansiriya University in Tehran. The University chancellor cancelled the presidents visit citing these reasons:
1. Bush's invasion . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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December 22, 2007 07:26 PM EST --
In the ancient world religious persecution was rare prior to the rise of Christianity - and when persecutions occurred they were limited in their scope and duration. When Christians attained state . . .
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January 10, 2008 12:41 AM EST --
Spurred on by Hillary Clinton's surprise comeback in New Hampshire, an enterprising young woman in Washington DC has opened America's first "Tears on Demand" salon; just off DuPont . . .
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