Tag: satire
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May 29, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Do you know what an outhouse is? If you are smarter than a head of lettuce you will know. A survey of the most popular articles posted during the past week shows no less than seven games where . . .
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November 05, 2009 01:01 AM EST --
Last Summer at the State fair I heard the exploits of some of our Gather friends recipe warfare. It was brutal. I’ll not pretend there wasn’t any sin, but indigestion set in, so no one was . . .
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November 05, 2009 04:59 PM EST --
Since my Mom’s name is Barbara, I think this qualifies for me to be an expert about something, but I haven’t figured it out like some people who drink hot tea and frankly, I’m talking . . .
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October 31, 2009 11:52 PM EDT --
The air was hanging on to just a tinge of warmness on a beautiful cloudy day. The streets it seemed were ankle deep in oak leafs and others joining the fray. Yes, walking through these leafs can be . . .
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December 22, 2007 07:26 PM EST --
In the ancient world religious persecution was rare prior to the rise of Christianity - and when persecutions occurred they were limited in their scope and duration. When Christians attained state . . .
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March 09, 2007 12:12 AM EST --
The world, as we know it, is inherently unfair. My cousin, for example, is a fashion model, and she can also sing, while I am plain at best, and tone deaf. This has always troubled me greatly. It is just . . .
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October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy.
Smiled . . .
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February 21, 2009 05:33 PM EST --
When I was a child, besides being extremely weird, imaginary friends and all, I hated going to sleep at night. I was absolutely convinced that everything remotely interesting in the world must . . .
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February 23, 2009 10:18 PM EST --
This is a good dinner for when you are in a hurry because you don't need to pay much attention to the details.
INGREDIENTS
Pound of bacon
4 packages of frozen gnocchi
1 whole garlic bunch . . .
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November 02, 2009 12:16 PM EST --
Mary O’Reilly was a good hearted soul and maker of tasty scones that had a common touch in any a brown bag lunch. Mary it might be said was a perfectionist and refused to make scones without . . .
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November 07, 2009 09:22 AM EST --
Aspiring models are participating in boot camps in the hope of winning Victoria's Secret's nationwide runway model search. The Boston Herald
As I unpacked my duffle bag in the . . .
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December 11, 2006 06:55 AM EST --
Why is nobody mean to me?
Why am I treated so leniently?
On Gather, it’s said
Some people are bad
There’s malice and spite
And backs they do bite
There are . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:38 PM EST --
Recently our local newspaper ran an article about an apparent meteorite sighting here in the Northwest. http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=13738 . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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November 02, 2009 04:22 PM EST --
By now most of the crops have been harvested and stored away where they belong. However, there is a problem few know about caused by that (in)famous woman in New York state. Dare I say her name? Well, . . .
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July 03, 2009 06:38 PM EDT --
In a Gather Non Network Non Interview this Non Corrospondent has learned the REAL reason Sarah Palin has resigned as Alaska's governor.
She was out prettied.
Yes you heard that right here. Iowa's . . .
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June 11, 2007 10:18 PM EDT --
Political activism begins at home.
You who are proud of being vegetarians, of not using pesticides, of not stomping spiders -- do you even recognize "dust bunnies" as living creatures? . . .
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July 30, 2009 08:20 AM EDT --
I normally don't post jokes from my email, but this one made me laugh and I wanted to share it with you. I apologize in advance to those who are offended by it.
A man died and went . . .
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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December 02, 2006 11:12 PM EST --
The following article presents arguments using analogy and hearsay, which are not the same as arguments by facts and logic, nor are they arguments in the sense of mathematical logic or Excel Functions. . . .
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