Tag: pig
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August 09, 2006 10:07 AM EDT --
One of my customers ordered the new Avon Thinner Digital Precision Body Fat and Hydration Scale. Aimee lives alone, in a second-story brown stucco condo facing the west lagoon. I spent an hour with her . . . more
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August 04, 2006 08:05 AM EDT --
I had serious Avon Apathy this late summer. Sure, I knocked on doors, left satin smooth brochures and samples of beauty promise on beach cottage porches, under doormats, stuffed behind screen doors, balanced . . . more
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December 30, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
I follow the same simple ritual each time I cruise my neighborhood for new Avon customers. Backpack. Check. Brochures. Check. Extra skin care samples for bed-ridden Mrs. Gallegos. Check. Turn off . . . more
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June 12, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
A 6 week old piglet named Cinders in Yorkshire, England, unlike most pigs, suffers from a fear of dirt. His owners got him some special boots so he can walk in the dirt. If he were . . . more
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May 27, 2007 08:43 AM EDT --
No, it was not Rosie O'Donnell.
A 1071 lb. feral hog in Arkansas was shot by an eleven year old boy. He used a Smith and Wesson custom built .50 cal. revolver. Hard enough for most . . . more
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August 22, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
Yesterday I had many last minute errands to do for Mom's Memorial Service tomorrow. I was on the road most of the day. At lunch I decided to ride over to the Jordan Hospital for a bite . . . more
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August 02, 2006 07:38 PM EDT --
I'm not a Believer, at least not the kind that attends church and casts silver hopes to the heavens. I ran away from home the day after I turned sweet sixteen. I tossed my rosary beads out a bus window . . . more
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February 19, 2007 04:15 PM EST --
The Chinese New Year, 4705, was celebrated on Feb. 18, 2007 amid bright, deafening explosions and thick smoke covering China's capital Beijing. China lifted a firework ban in the capital . . . more
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June 29, 2007 08:42 PM EDT --
What is your pet's name? How did you choose it? Tell me about them.
I have two cats. I have a big 16 pound long haired male. His name is Sonny. I picked it out of a hat.
The other is a female . . . more
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November 10, 2007 08:38 PM EST --
We decided to go out to eat this evening and went to one of our favorite local restaurants - Brown's BBQ. Outside the restaurant on each side of the entrance they have pig chef statues. . . . more
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April 22, 2006 01:30 PM EDT --
Craig: How did they greet Salvadore Dali?
Greg: "Hello, Dali!"
teacher: What language do pigs speak?
Johnny: Pig Latin?
Craig: How do you great . . . more
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April 30, 2007 08:22 PM EDT --
Raul Musibay, of the 3 Guys in Miami fame and I have been corresponding for several years. It all started when I e-mailed them asking if they had any idea of how to make ‘raspadura', . . . more
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May 04, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Perhaps some inquiring minds would like to know why this non-correspondent has been maintaining a very low profile this week. My friends know that I just returned from a . . . more
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June 09, 2008 06:42 PM EDT --
Some of you know that I am totally burnt out on my secretarial job that I have been at for 20 years now. I have been actively looking for another job and have applied at this major company and have . . . more
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July 22, 2008 01:33 PM EDT --
On Sunday my daughter attended a cowgirl/horse birthday party. I dressed her in cute little overall shorts and put her hair up in two pony tails! She has really long hair, so her hair looks . . . more
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August 11, 2007 08:47 PM EDT --
My new guinea pig is the best I could ask for. She is sweet and loving and will let me sit, hold her, and just talk. She is a little shy and will hide under her little fort I made her, but her squeak makes . . . more
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February 17, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
I had everything planned. Everything down to my outfit - AJ's favorite dinner - to the rose petals...
Needless to say when he came in - while he was happy and excited - he had about the . . . more
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March 16, 2008 09:59 PM EDT --
We brought Ashes home on Wednesday of this past week. He looked fine in the shop no fur loss not irtching (though we were not there THAT long) we noticed a great deal of scratching on Thurday, however . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:26 AM EST --
One day as I was driving in rural Kentucky, my eyes caught a sight I'd never seen before. There it was, a pig with a WOODEN LEG, hobbling awkwardly about in a large pen.
I screeched to a halt and . . . more
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September 08, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
I have no idea how I write. Many times I just get a few lines or a few words in my head and the rest just flows. Enjoy!!!
William Walter Wallace the third drove to the . . . more
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