Tag: parody
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November 22, 2009 08:07 PM EST --
It comes to us all!
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November 22, 2009 11:52 PM EST --
Last week I carried a sign. It was a political sign. Not one to end a war or allow or disallow abortions or to legalize California's largest cash crop. The sign I carried had a name on it, a person . . .
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April 22, 2009 01:20 AM EDT --
Death always evokes fear, akin to the fear of the unknown. Some religious philosophies consider death as the end of the road in the present life and passage to another life, while some regard . . .
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November 22, 2009 08:41 PM EST --
(I wrote this parody of Tom Petty's "Runnin' Down a Dream" on November 21, 2009. Not sure if the Heartbreakers were on the original or not!)
1. I fell off my stand -- the buck was on top of . . .
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May 25, 2007 01:28 PM EDT --
"Call the fire department!" Ira opened the back door and shouted to his wife.
He ran toward the garage, disheartened as flames rolled out the side windows. Crackling wood discouraged . . .
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January 05, 2009 08:49 PM EST --
(I know the volume of this commercial is three times that of the show you were just watching, but don't turn it down, it's a very important message)
Folks, are you tired of not having the right . . .
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October 15, 2008 03:49 PM EDT --
Okay, what do you think of this idea?
The hills are alive with the sound of ... ferrets! To the song "Doe a deer" ...
Doh! I stepped into some poop.
Ray, please give me paper towels! . . .
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March 03, 2009 05:51 PM EST --
With apologies to all my Gather friends. I am not totally serious all of the time. On occasion I like to be silly and have fun.
Warning! This is a parody , probably. It . . .
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June 11, 2007 11:56 PM EDT --
Welcome to Overcommitment Anonymous. We are men and women who have come together to share our strength and our pain in overcoming overcommitment.
We have scheduled an extra hour a day for meetings to . . .
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November 14, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
Once upon a time extraordin air e, didst come a dashing l air d debon air ;
soon he was caught unaware when he heard a voice in desp air .
"Please, oh f air ies, it's so unf air !" . . .
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January 06, 2008 11:16 AM EST --
The candidates swimsuit competition was held at an undisclosed location provided by Dick Cheney. The event, where no cameras or media is allowed, has a past veiled in secrecy, but can be traced back to . . .
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April 23, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
Dateline: Internet
Rumor has it that it is no longer kosher to post satire or parody anymore on Gather. My guess is that the heads at the GIANT dot com company are bowing to pressure from all sides. It's . . .
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April 01, 2007 01:50 AM EDT --
Something I sometimes do for idle amusement is to make up alternate lyrics for songs. The results are often entertaining, and I'm curious as to how well I can manage. So, as a creative exercise, I'd . . .
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September 30, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
(Parody song based on "Dirty Water" by the Standells)
Drowned by the server, with a million e-mails to wade through...
So I'm deleting, unsubscribing -- ain't there somethin' . . .
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July 09, 2007 04:58 PM EDT --
Recent reports have surfaced that some of our followers have not listened to our earlier pleas to cease actions which may damage the campaign. We urge you, our followers, to abstain from blackmail and . . .
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November 04, 2006 11:35 PM EST --
I want to thank the moderator and owner of this group for accepting my humble petition for membership. I hope to become a skilled asskisser, and superlative sycophant. It is indeed . . .
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January 11, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
List a word that starts with...
to be continued...
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May 27, 2009 05:40 PM EDT --
You may have heard about the new drug on the market that is supposed to inhibit the aging process: the Barbara Wawters anti-aging miracle "Preservatrol!"
http://www.resveratrol-truth.com/products/bdfijkpqw3/revztrialreviews/ . . .
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August 09, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
According to the Unicorn Museum (http://www.unicornmuseum.org/index.html), Unicorns are mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible. For example:
"the strength of an unicorn." (Numbers 23:22 . . .
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November 07, 2007 12:54 PM EST --
Lance DeWitt was awakened by the smoldering gaze of Tiffany Call, girl Friday to the CEO of Antikrystos Enterprises, Les Gentle. Wearing only a creamy ecru towel of Egyptian cotton, she whispered, . . .
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