Tag: non-news
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February 17, 2007 09:53 PM EST --
The street lights on my block reflect a sunset color on the snow. They trick me at dusk into thinking that the sky is lower and might even be on fire. I see this from the porch where I check the mail, . . .
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February 15, 2007 05:05 PM EST --
Homeland Security thinks Kentucky born poet and political playwright, Naomi Wallace, is a threat to national security because she visited Cuba and her daughter (hide the eyes of any children in . . .
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February 28, 2007 10:05 PM EST --
Unlike its popular and successful counterpart, the REBMA alert will not seek assistance or publish pictures. REBMA represents lost causes and admits any effort to recover the missing would . . .
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March 02, 2007 06:46 PM EST --
We are saddened to report that the brain of a GNN non-correspondent, Aniko R. is missing as of 11:00 a.m. today.
Initial investigations revealed that earlier this morning, Aniko R. was heard making disparaging . . .
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October 31, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
How about "Goo snot gnu", as in "Goo's notg nu"?
or "Gee, not now"
or "Gosh, nice nipples"
or "Get Numb Now!"
. . .
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February 26, 2007 02:11 PM EST --
As I lay soaking in the tub this weekend, totally unaware of my latent yearning to subscribe to the Courier-Journal, the phone rang. I decided to hop out and answer that ringing phone, since my . . .
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February 28, 2007 08:59 AM EST --
In the spirit of news nothingness, I will not waste my time reading and reviewing an entire book. Instead, I will quote a bunch of stuff from an article that several extremely conscientious Gather . . .
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March 06, 2007 11:09 AM EST --
Dear Abby... I mean Bongo...
I have never written to an advice columnist before, so I hope you remember my virginal status in this particular area and have mercy on me.
I need advice now like I never . . .
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March 10, 2007 11:55 AM EST --
This non-correspondent decided to look over the Gather front page, something she doesn't normally do.
Featured are some Gatherers from Canada.
Noticeably absent is the famed Stick Man of the 21st . . .
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March 14, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
03-14-07
Dateline: Internet
On the Right Coast, mike e. has fallen off the face of the earth. Either that, or his boss is wise to his non-correspondent status and is keeping an eye on him.
On . . .
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March 24, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
The sun is making a valiant attempt to peek out of the clouds. Weather: not warm, but definitely not cold. Ground conditions: nice and moist from snow melt.
The project: . . .
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March 28, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
Not that I partake. I haven't in many years. I think the statute of limitations on my misdeeds ran out about 15 years ago, to be precise.
However, I do recall the zen-ness of the feeling. Very peaceful, . . .
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July 03, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
Prime Numbers Between 0 And 100
~ inspired by Dame Ruth's inspiration of Bongo Mirror ~
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
A prime . . .
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December 14, 2007 02:43 PM EST --
News Flash
Dateline: Santa Rosa, CA
One hundred percent, yes that's what I said, (100%) of my socks survived the laundry and are present and accounted for (and even counted)! . . .
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September 12, 2007 10:57 AM EDT --
This reporter got new glasses yesterday. As an aging fellow, my new classes are ‘progressive'. This suits me fine. I like the idea of being progressive. However, the first couple of days wearing . . .
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October 11, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
BONGO has been watching his behavoir over the past several months and noticed that he doesn't come to Gather very often.
Using an advanced technique called introspection, he's observed that that . . .
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November 09, 2007 08:43 AM EST --
Dateline: Ongoing
This intrepid reporter has uncovered a most disgusting conspiracy. Crazed environmentalists are getting desperate for allies. Although various corporate groups have joined the cause, . . .
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July 26, 2007 11:20 AM EDT --
After some consideration, I have decided that this week's Non-News Award of Excellence (or Not) is hereby awarded to Gather member and my good friend
Wendy O (www.herechilln.gather.com)
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December 01, 2007 12:51 PM EST --
Dateline: Always
It has come to this reporter's attention that many humans have sex on a regular basis.
This is scandalous.
They're doing it with their spouses. They do it with friends. . . .
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June 07, 2007 09:46 AM EDT --
Rough week! Too many choices for excellence (and plenty for 'not') but here it is, peops.
Drum roll please........
The Non-News Award of Excellence (or Not) THREE WAY TIE is hereby awarded . . .
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