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November 06, 2009 11:14 AM EST --
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better. - Randy K. Milholland
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't . . .
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June 23, 2009 09:42 AM EDT --
I guess I am on someone's hit list because almost all of my posts yesterday were flagged. I don't understand why someone is attacking me.
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April 08, 2009 10:30 AM EDT --
A FRIEND IS SOMEONE THAT SEES THROUGH YOU AND STILL ENJOYS THE VIEW.
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April 11, 2009 02:08 PM EDT --
THanks for eveyone that has helped.
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April 12, 2009 05:03 PM EDT --
What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man . . .
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April 12, 2009 05:05 PM EDT --
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. . . .
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April 12, 2009 06:51 PM EDT --
I just got dumped by phone, after 2 months I thought this one was different. I hope that we can get back together at some point because she has been a great thing in my life. I know it's . . .
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April 13, 2009 01:32 PM EDT --
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
- Marlene Dietrich
The people I . . .
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April 13, 2009 01:36 PM EDT --
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The pastor says, . . .
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April 13, 2009 03:56 PM EDT --
Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it Adminstratium.
Administratium has no protons or electrons; thus . . .
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April 13, 2009 04:00 PM EDT --
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." . . .
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April 13, 2009 04:04 PM EDT --
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." . . .
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April 13, 2009 04:09 PM EDT --
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?" . . .
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April 15, 2009 02:19 PM EDT --
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
- T. S. Eliot
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
- Edward Gibbon
If you don't know what to do, call the media . . .
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April 17, 2009 06:52 PM EDT --
I have been sick all week, so I finally went to the doctor this morning. He pushed on my stomach and of course it hurt since I've been vomitting and such all week. So he recommended me . . .
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April 20, 2009 03:33 PM EDT --
A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog." Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"
The little boy again asked, "Come . . .
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April 21, 2009 02:42 PM EDT --
I am going to be meeting with a mortgage man from a local bank to get a loan on my first house. There is a house I have in mind, and am going to be looking at it this week. I am getting a . . .
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April 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT --
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay. Would . . .
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April 27, 2009 07:49 PM EDT --
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries . . .
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April 27, 2009 07:52 PM EDT --
Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker?
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