Tag: naughty
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January 15, 2008 03:55 PM EST --
Such a lovely scarf it is,
rich in pattern and color;
So many uses come to mind,
and I smile with devilish . . . more
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . . more
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August 24, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
Angelina: Mama, I no wanna do my duty. He's gotta hairy toes, Mama.
Mama: Angelina, you go up a stairs and do a you duty to a you husband.
Angelina: All righta, Mama
Angelina comes down . . . more
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September 28, 2007 11:55 AM EDT --
Step 1. Sneak into pantry while momma's back is turned.
Step 2. Remove marshmellow cream from said pantry.
Step 3. When momma goes into another room grab ice cream scoop and proceed to scoop marshmellow . . . more
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January 17, 2008 10:51 AM EST --
because my 100 pound doggie slept on it last night. He is trying to deny it, but he was caught red handed. He's never done that before because he has his own room with a giant teddy bear he sleeps . . . more
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March 27, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college . . . more
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December 23, 2007 02:52 PM EST --
'You have very naughty friends', Santa told me while I was throwing snowballs at Elves loading his sleigh. I protested, 'These are good people except …' Santa hushed me and got out . . . more
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September 20, 2007 06:17 PM EDT --
I’ve been a bad bad girl and I’m now regretting it. What could I have done that is so horrible as to warrant two bads you may ask. Well, I guess I have to tell you now. I can’t even admit . . . more
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March 19, 2007 10:30 AM EDT --
* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
* Airplanes don't . . . more
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March 23, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Book Report
Students at Sacramento State were assigned to read 2 books & complete a Short report, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student . . . more
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September 08, 2007 03:42 AM EDT --
OK so when I am telling my friends that they are knotty I am not spelling the word wrong.
I am going to share the story of why I use the word knotty for the word naughty.......
When I was single . . . more
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November 03, 2007 03:28 AM EDT --
My puppy is now 11 week old, she likes to bite things always.
She's been biting my papers, slippers, and even my furnitures. She always likes to bite our hands. We beat her everytime when she bite . . . more
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April 12, 2007 09:29 AM EDT --
I don't know what I am doing wrong. Maybe I am not just worth giving me attention. I must have a problem. I have NEVER been flagged! No one has ever plagiarized the material . . . more
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May 31, 2007 01:20 AM EDT --
I was in a popular discount store recently. I had bought and paid for pictures. The clerk asked if I wanted a bag and I said, "No, I'll just stick them in my purse."
I continued . . . more
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December 12, 2007 12:23 PM EST --
It's 1am in the midnight. I just finished playing with my puppy.
Earlier on, my puppy became quite obedient and seldom bite us, and she would know when she bite me and I shouted out "pain", . . . more
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December 21, 2007 08:09 PM EST --
Oh Santa,
I don't have to think twice;
I'm a little bit naughty
and a little bit nice.
Sometimes I'm a good girl
Sometimes I'm bad
But don't . . . more
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March 27, 2007 08:55 AM EDT --
A kindergarten teacher asked her class to go home and get stories from their parents that have morals. The next day a little girl stood up and said, "We raise chickens and sell their eggs. One day . . . more
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December 20, 2007 05:35 PM EST --
Of points ,I have been a naughty girl this year and I dont think santa is going to bring me anything but coal lol ,so can I please get some point ?,thank you
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February 14, 2007 08:37 AM EST --
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this . . . more
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January 18, 2007 05:20 PM EST --
A small collection of sexy camouflage outfits. Yes, I am a terrible person.
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