Tag: lol
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August 21, 2008 07:41 AM EDT --
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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August 13, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS---PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. . . . more
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October 11, 2007 10:43 PM EDT --
I was answering some questions online, and one of the questions was:
"Does this computer have access to the Internet?"
Uh, Duh! How do you think I was answering your online questionnaire?
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November 05, 2007 10:36 PM EST --
Here's another funny joke that came to me in my email. I did not write this!~
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question . . . more
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November 07, 2007 03:48 PM EST --
This was in my inbox this morning and I just had to share!~
Subject: Why men don't write advice columns...
Dear :Bob
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set . . . more
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November 09, 2007 05:20 PM EST --
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting . . . more
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November 10, 2007 06:46 PM EST --
This is so funny! You've got to go see this article if you have the time!
"South Korea’s ‘Mr. Toilet’ builds lavish commode-shaped house"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21715741/?GT1=10547 . . . more
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December 14, 2007 12:01 PM EST --
Elevator Magic A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end . . . more
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January 23, 2008 11:02 PM EST --
OK it ain't the Taj Mahal but kick the old nwspapers off the couch and set a spell!
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February 24, 2008 12:28 PM EST --
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 . . . more
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March 03, 2008 06:35 PM EST --
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a . . . more
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March 04, 2008 12:13 AM EST --
Man's best friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car . . . more
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August 10, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
After seeing all Mariannes snake photo's I came across this in my email today from a friend of mine from Panama.
Hope you all enjoy the laugh I got this morning.
Where's that snake going? . . . more
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August 14, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
ok i was sitting here and my son spencer (7) was talking to me while he was sitting on the couch..this is the converstation.
Spencer: Mom, how many imaginary friends do you have?
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November 29, 2006 08:27 AM EST --
A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she . . . more
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October 24, 2007 03:25 PM EDT --
Another funny email I got today!
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When . . . more
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December 12, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies,
Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. On impulse, . . . more
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December 28, 2007 06:47 PM EST --
John is fooling around with his Italian assistant. She gets pregnant. He doesn't want his wife to find out. John says to his assistant,"Go back to Italy. When the baby is born, send me a post . . . more
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July 11, 2008 09:54 AM EDT --
I normally don't post what's on yahoo home page but has anyone seen this today:
Jim Carrey doesn't have a jiggly belly, but that doesn't mean he should have slipped into his . . . more
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August 11, 2008 03:49 AM EDT --
This is just the cutest thing ever, I was trying to cheer up on Youtube and my niece found this. Thought I would share cause its so cute.
I love Charlie's little laugh afterwards....
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