Tag: light humor
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December 30, 2009 02:41 PM EST --
There has been one constant topic of conversation, since I joined Gather to simply show dandelion growers the errors of their ways. Another trite phrase: I like them. They are like crayons for conveying . . .
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December 19, 2009 04:54 PM EST --
There once was a chimney brick that liked to play tricks except when it was on Spring and Summer vacation. Its home was in a chimney where it practiced smoke signal variations as its volunteer vocation. . . .
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December 23, 2009 11:42 PM EST --
North wind with Jack Frost and wayward winds
Santa loading sleigh, but let’s begin
Good little tykes and terrible twos
Awareness sets in, eyes sparkle truth
This never escapes your inner . . .
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June 28, 2007 11:40 AM EDT --
America, the land of the free, home of the brave and someone's wedding anniversary. As a child, I learned all you needed to know about wedding anniversaries from TV programs. It seemed years of . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . .
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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October 24, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Do you love your country? Michelle Bachman wants to know, as she writes down the criteria that will make every liberal groan. Do you get your information from Foxy News, for it's the best, at giving . . .
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November 19, 2008 10:02 AM EST --
On the roof and looking through my heritage
Someone must be blamed for the reason I am fat
No, not my mom, nor my dad, but way way back
How far it went, records with no pencil, pad or fountain pen . . .
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December 12, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
A few things here in this disposition
A few names, Who is Who, icon screen look
Verification, soy sauce stains overlooked
First person line, 'Do you solemnly swear?'
Singing songs of consciousness, . . .
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January 01, 2009 07:05 AM EST --
I'm beginning 2009 with a rant and I'll try to keep it relevant in the present tense. Maybe I should say pretense in societal changes in the past 60 years. I was born in 1952 of course looked . . .
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January 23, 2009 03:45 AM EST --
Any body sittin' here? Thanks. You know you don't have to move that far over. I don't bite.
Sorry, that sorta came out wrong. That must be a really good magazine article . I mean you look . . .
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March 17, 2009 11:24 AM EDT --
Part three for all you purists who insist on counting in order. Actually, if I may be so random, one, two, four, five, three sounds like Jazz to me, so I rewrote without a memory of what comes next. . . .
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June 01, 2009 03:21 PM EDT --
Recently our coinage has had a lot of design changes and there is a group stirring the pot. They are called the Purrrring S. Runaway Rabbit Society, without the usual assortment of purple drinking canary . . .
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July 06, 2009 03:45 AM EDT --
Recently a nice kind lady asked me about who is good people on Gather. I told her everyone is unique, but she could rely on my sanity to almost accurately give a description of a few Gather friends she . . .
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November 10, 2009 03:42 PM EST --
Lawn owners fear this time of year because of the yellow menace. The green grass defenseless under attack. Hordes of dandelions with their root canal teeth chomping into a lawn like a maniac. Who is behind . . .
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