Tag: lawyer
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September 28, 2007 12:48 PM EDT --
Lawyers!
I can not believe the idiocy of our lawyer!
Hubby keeps focusing on the secretaries/assistants - the women that work in our lawyer's office as the source of our aggravation, . . . more
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December 12, 2007 01:37 PM EST --
Back in October, my wife is rear ended. So we make a claim on the other ladies insurance (which just happened to be the same "good neighbor" insurance that we have). All we expect . . . more
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June 12, 2008 09:40 PM EDT --
A San Diego lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Dentist was asked to donate a dollar.
"Only a dollar?" said the Dentist, "Only a dollar to . . . more
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July 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT --
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:41 AM EST --
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then . . . more
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February 29, 2008 01:47 PM EST --
Some people get all the dirty jobs. Wah! (Hint of sarcasam in my writing)
The lawyer for 26 year old Kevin Underwood, who raped and dismembered a ten year old girl in an act of cannibalism, . . . more
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December 28, 2007 12:22 PM EST --
All right, all you "Legal Begals" out there... I have a question regarding publically run contests.
Over the past month, I was a part of a contest site. The basic premise is, write . . . more
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January 23, 2008 11:07 PM EST --
Laura stepped in the Starbucks on 67th Street and Broadway and a frigid blast of air followed her. Behind her she tugged a bulging travel suitcase. A scarf wrapped around her neck once and . . . more
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March 06, 2008 12:20 PM EST --
to protect our images and writing. I see that Gather takes the stance that we are to protect ourselves with ineffective watermarks and copyright symbols, so what if we form a group to hire an attorney . . . more
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July 17, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
With butterf lie s in my stomach, I greeted my first c lie nt
He was a . . . more
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August 24, 2007 04:06 PM EDT --
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great . . . more
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February 04, 2007 02:05 PM EST --
This came from an email forward, and I thought you might enjoy it. - Marilyn
Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's . . . more
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June 16, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
Had to share this little chuckle..... sorry to the lawyers in the group but face it, you know we love to hate you! LOL
The Duck & the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. . . . more
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April 02, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
Received by email:
Give the Lawyer a Hand
A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:01 AM EDT --
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely . . . more
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August 15, 2008 04:24 PM EDT --
The parents of a gay young man in the eighth grade was shot and killed last February by a classmate. The parents are suing the school for not enforcing the dress code. Their son wore feminine . . . more
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September 04, 2007 07:48 PM EDT --
The LAWYER and the DUCK
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence that said in big bold . . . more
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March 03, 2008 06:00 PM EST --
Elegance, Eloquence, Arrogance and Graft. A talented trio of lawyers and their boss.
Elegance is smooth. He draws the eye, captures the senses. He is the front man. . . . more
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August 28, 2008 11:52 PM EDT --
"I can see clearly now the rain has
gone
I know lawyers have a bad reputation however i want to tell you about my lawyer
who is helping me th rough my divorce
She has helped . . . more
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December 13, 2007 11:02 AM EST --
In a sickening twist of fate . . . the disgraced US Attorney General who spent so much time vainly fighting his fate as the 'Next' Ex-Attorney General has been named Lawyer of the Year by the . . . more
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