Tag: laughs
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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September 02, 2008 05:54 PM EDT --
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We . . . more
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September 03, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a . . . more
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August 08, 2007 04:15 AM EDT --
Points to ponder, things that make you go hmmm;
Don't any of you have children? They are ALWAYS asking impossible questions! You want to ponder something? Ponder this!
Why can't we just wish . . . more
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August 09, 2007 01:10 PM EDT --
My husband and I watch movies over and over. There are times we just say one line and the other person laughs, or know what we are talking about. Fletch, When Harry Met sally, Pretty in Pink, . . . more
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . . more
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February 06, 2008 12:54 PM EST --
A few interesting facts about the human body.
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft . . . more
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March 06, 2008 02:53 AM EST --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 a.m. and after 4 p.m. in Norfolk, Virginia.
. . . more
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March 12, 2008 07:53 PM EDT --
When you buy anything secondhand, make sure you have everything to make it go.
A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawn mower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. As he . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, `Esther, I`d like to ride in that helicopter.` Esther always replied,`I know Morris, but that helicopter . . . more
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:01 PM EDT --
I ♥ wal*mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:12 PM EDT --
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:20 PM EDT --
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the . . . more
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April 21, 2008 10:13 AM EDT --
To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT CRAP . . . more
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August 19, 2007 06:10 PM EDT --
This is joke I received via email. I thought it's quite funny and thought to share this with my gather friends.
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THE STANCE
When you have to visit . . . more
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March 06, 2008 02:58 AM EST --
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, 'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her . . . more
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March 12, 2008 08:00 PM EDT --
Here are some words that are not yet in dictionaries, but might be someday:
1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:26 PM EDT --
> Southern Thinking
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> Alabama :
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> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned . . . more
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