Tag: laugh
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May 29, 2007 11:29 PM EDT --
Today I had lunch with friends and it was strange and uncomfortable. We have lived in the same area most all of our lives. We have seen marriages and divorces, kids being born, and even cried . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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October 20, 2007 03:54 AM EDT --
Who makes you laugh & how?
My husband when he lip syncs cracks me up every time! ROFL! Cause he usually doesn't know the words, but he still moves his mouth & he . . . more
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September 21, 2006 05:54 AM EDT --
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior
citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he
was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)
SEX: Not lately
DESIRED . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . . more
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July 31, 2008 09:20 AM EDT --
Kids say the darndest things!
The other evening, as I was making the salads for dinner, my grandson said to me, "Nana, I want lettuce, tomato and carrots...oh, and I want some "COUPONS" . . . more
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October 18, 2007 04:07 PM EDT --
This has nothing to do with anything but I heard the best line last night when I turned on the tv. I was watching a movie with friends and the audio came on but not the picture yet so I don't know . . . more
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April 27, 2006 08:19 PM EDT --
Okay, we're almost ready for your first ride on the back of a bike. No, darling, we're talking motorcycles! Yes, the thing with two wheels and a loud engine. No, . . . more
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September 14, 2006 01:04 PM EDT --
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury . . . more
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October 05, 2006 08:41 AM EDT --
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMW9IVn0qy8
more
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . . more
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July 19, 2007 01:01 AM EDT --
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores . . . more
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