Tag: laugh
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November 07, 2009 10:00 PM EST --
A source from Reader's Digest 2001
My mother would not lend me the money to buy a new backpack,so I decided to try my father.I told him my old pack was stained,its buckle was broken and it was more . . .
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May 29, 2007 11:29 PM EDT --
Today I had lunch with friends and it was strange and uncomfortable. We have lived in the same area most all of our lives. We have seen marriages and divorces, kids being born, and even cried . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:54 AM EDT --
Who makes you laugh & how?
My husband when he lip syncs cracks me up every time! ROFL! Cause he usually doesn't know the words, but he still moves his mouth & he . . .
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February 18, 2009 08:43 PM EST --
this was good it made me really giggle...
Little Ron's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone . . .
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September 21, 2006 05:54 AM EDT --
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior
citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he
was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)
SEX: Not lately
DESIRED . . .
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September 26, 2006 08:38 AM EDT --
Please excuse the rough language in the following story.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," . . .
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . .
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April 11, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Thank you!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without . . .
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . .
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . .
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July 08, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
There once was a blonde who had two horses but she couldn't tell them apart, so she goes to her friend and says,"I have two horses and I just can't tell them apart."
The friend suggest . . .
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July 08, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough . . .
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . .
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July 31, 2008 09:20 AM EDT --
Kids say the darndest things!
The other evening, as I was making the salads for dinner, my grandson said to me, "Nana, I want lettuce, tomato and carrots...oh, and I want some "COUPONS" . . .
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October 02, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So . . .
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October 25, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Sudden ly she . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:34 PM EST --
Got To Pee A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:43 PM EST --
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God.
He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:55 PM EST --
Remember When An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She . . .
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November 09, 2008 12:15 AM EST --
1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all . . .
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