Tag: jovialness
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May 26, 2006 10:33 PM EDT --
I've noticed a disturbing trend on restaurant menus lately. This is probably the most distressing change to casual dining since the Restaurant Free Trade Act of 1998 made it mandatory for each restaurant . . . more
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June 15, 2006 01:25 AM EDT --
(Cross posted from my online humor column, The Dimmer Switch. Link to original article.)
As summer comes barreling in with its stifling heat and humidity, children all across the country take up . . . more
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September 17, 2007 09:26 AM EDT --
Greetings denizens of Gather! Tis Monday once again (no really it is, I checked my calendar), which means it's time for Good Humor Monday here in the Writing Essentials Group. Today rather . . . more
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August 23, 2007 01:18 PM EDT --
There are two types of people in this world: those who use analogies about two types of people in this world, and those of us who don’t. Wait. Nevermind.
As I was saying, I have a dirty car. Well, . . . more
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February 07, 2008 02:41 AM EST --
I had an epiphany while driving home from the office the other day. That's one of the advantages of having a long commute: you have plenty of time to let your mind's higher functions go idle and . . . more
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February 21, 2008 04:38 PM EST --
This Sunday evening marks the 80th Annual Academy Awards ceremony. Although in years past I have made a point to watch the Oscars, I have no intention of watching this year's broadcast.
No, it's . . . more
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March 27, 2008 08:25 AM EDT --
Yes, Gentle Reader, you read the title correctly. In my household, I currently have a cat who is taking a prescription antidepressant.
So why does my cat need Prozac? It's because he recently developed . . . more
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April 15, 2008 01:18 AM EDT --
The Crayola 64 pack of crayons turns 50 this year. Well, not my Crayola 64 pack, since it melted in the back window of my parent's 1981 Ford Granada. I had left them there after school one day and . . . more
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May 05, 2008 06:39 PM EDT --
For all intents and purposes, the following is a suicide note.
Okay, I'm not really killing myself (you can stop emailing the suicide hotline number), at least not my physical self. . . . more
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December 05, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
In honor of Day of the Ninja , I decided to try my hand at making my own ninja headwrap. I followed the instructions as provided (the instructions can be found here ) and was quite pleased with . . . more
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August 24, 2006 05:00 PM EDT --
For today's Random Act of Personal Amusement, I decided to create a new phrase. Wanna hear it?
Sphincter cheeto.
I won't go into detail about where I was or what I was doing when I came . . . more
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September 25, 2007 09:30 AM EDT --
(The complete archive of redefined old proverbs can be found here.)
Leave well enough alone
Recognized Meaning: If things are going tolerably well, leave them alone; your efforts to improve the . . . more
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September 27, 2007 04:23 AM EDT --
If I were to sit down and compile a list of my biggest character flaws (modesty aside, it would be quite a short list), I'd say that at the top item on the list would have to be procrastination.
To . . . more
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November 15, 2007 02:29 AM EST --
Recently my family and I packed up the van and embarked on the classic family vacation. It involved a long car trip punctuated by frequent parental admonishments of both siblings for copying, staring, . . . more
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January 27, 2008 09:17 PM EST --
We live in a world. A world... full of people.
All kinds of people make up this world; people with hopes, dreams, and visions of the type of world they want to live in.
Some people want to live . . . more
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March 20, 2008 01:40 AM EDT --
Like most pet owners, we try to include our animals in our holiday celebrations. For example, every Christmas our pets get a stocking full of treats and all of the candy canes hung from the lower branches . . . more
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September 20, 2007 02:45 AM EDT --
Shh. Listen.
Do you hear that? No? Listen closer.
Right now, people are arguing on the internet.
What are they arguing about? Anything and everything: movies, television, computers, gaming consoles, . . . more
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February 28, 2008 12:11 PM EST --
This Friday is February 29th, also known as Leap Day, also known as the day you'll write the wrong date on all of your checks. Most people know the reason why February is given an extra day every . . . more
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March 14, 2008 02:36 AM EDT --
Like most 4 year olds girls, my youngest daughter is infatuated with the Disney Princesses. They're just as important to her as robots and ninjas were to me back when I was… well, right now. . . . more
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April 17, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Ah, the life of a celebrity: fancy cars, lavish parties, expensive food, imported children, plus instant reputability for any fringe political or religious beliefs you feel like supporting. Of course, . . . more
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