Tag: joking
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October 09, 2007 10:47 PM EDT --
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?Does anybody . . .
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December 18, 2006 09:38 PM EST --
I stopped by Herman's liquor store today, and Bubba told me two jokes that I just had to share with ya'll.
Joke #1
Bubba : " Do you know how to tell a male snowman from a female . . .
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February 18, 2007 09:44 PM EST --
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently recieved a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
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June 07, 2007 11:02 PM EDT --
I debated with myself as to whether to write this or not. Being sentimental about my dad has never been an easy thing for me to do. Before he passed away ten years ago, I would stand by . . .
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December 24, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:37 PM EST --
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:42 PM EST --
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:54 PM EST --
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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October 09, 2006 10:10 PM EDT --
Okay, what I said wasn't that bad. It wasn't meant to be bad. Hope no one takes it that way.
You see, I teach our pre-school Sunday School class. Our mascot is a stuffed dog . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:01 PM EST --
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:16 AM EST --
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack . . .
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December 26, 2008 12:45 PM EST --
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. . . .
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December 26, 2008 12:47 PM EST --
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:18 PM EST --
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized . . .
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