Tag: jokes
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November 07, 2009 11:04 PM EST --
Are we really that old?
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November 07, 2009 10:00 PM EST --
A source from Reader's Digest 2001
My mother would not lend me the money to buy a new backpack,so I decided to try my father.I told him my old pack was stained,its buckle was broken and it was more . . .
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March 10, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
Never let it be said that I don't have a sense of humor. From email:
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of
coffee. The Republican . . .
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October 30, 2008 07:58 AM EDT --
Got this is an email from my friend in Nova Scotia.
I think this one is PRICELESS!!!
This is something to think about when
negative people are doing their best to
rain on . . .
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November 01, 2008 05:13 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials today?'
Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a . . .
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March 17, 2009 08:57 PM EDT --
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, . . .
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February 12, 2008 11:00 AM EST --
It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, . . .
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June 06, 2008 04:28 PM EDT --
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
2. Two fish swim into a concrete . . .
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November 06, 2009 05:21 PM EST --
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2009
filed under: relationship logic
Weigh in on this one.
Getty Images
Lisa from Atlanta writes:
Dear Friendship . . .
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December 07, 2008 08:28 PM EST --
These are some Christmas Riddles I found on the internet and thought I would share. I thought they were cute.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter . . .
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November 06, 2009 10:47 AM EST --
What name would you put on the back of your fishing boat?
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January 29, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
What's Black and Blue and laying in a ditch?.............................
Someone who told to many Blonde Jokes.
:)
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April 24, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
I just did a search on Google for Pope Jokes since this is a popular search term this month, and my Religious Jokes page is ranked Number One .
That makes me feel good - wonder how . . .
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November 06, 2007 11:25 AM EST --
3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's . . .
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February 12, 2008 12:36 PM EST --
When telling this one to someone, make sure you note that you're just kidding and to not take the joke serious...
How do you make an ugly baby?
...go ask your mom!
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May 29, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
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June 11, 2008 11:57 AM EDT --
Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on . . .
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June 19, 2008 12:06 AM EDT --
The Amish Virus
Since the Amish don't have any technology or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.
When you receive the Amish virus. Please delete all the files from . . .
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October 31, 2008 06:37 AM EDT --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,?
'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.?
'Two years older than me'? . . .
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October 31, 2008 06:38 AM EDT --
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:?
'And what do you think is the best thing?
About being 104?' the reporter asked.?
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
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