Tag: jokes
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November 20, 2009 11:01 PM EST --
1. GOING BRA LESS PULLS ALL THE WRINKLES OUT OF YOUR FACE
2. YOU DONT CARE WHERE YOUR SPOUSE GOES JUST AS LONG AS YOU DONT HAVE TO GO WITH HIM.
3. GETTING A LITTLE ACTION MEANS YOU DONT NEED FIBER . . .
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November 20, 2009 10:51 PM EST --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE GET OLD
1. SAG YOUR IT .
2.HIDE AND GO PEE
3.20 QUESTIONS SHOUTED INTO YOUR GOOD EAR.
4. KICK THE BUCKET
5. RED ROVER RED ROVER THE NURSE SAYS BEND OVER
6.MUSICAL RECLINERS . . .
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November 20, 2009 10:55 PM EST --
1. YOU SELL YOUR HEATING SYSTEM AT A YARD SALE
2.YOU HAVE TO WRITE POST IT NOTES WITH YOUR KIDS NAMES ON THEM
3. YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU SNEEZE
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March 10, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
Never let it be said that I don't have a sense of humor. From email:
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of
coffee. The Republican . . .
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October 30, 2008 07:58 AM EDT --
Got this is an email from my friend in Nova Scotia.
I think this one is PRICELESS!!!
This is something to think about when
negative people are doing their best to
rain on . . .
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November 01, 2008 05:13 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials today?'
Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a . . .
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March 17, 2009 08:57 PM EDT --
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, . . .
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November 19, 2009 02:37 PM EST --
It's that time of the year again. Time to break out the classic Thanksgiving jokes. At the top of the list in my book is the 'Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving'. Think of all . . .
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February 12, 2008 11:00 AM EST --
It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, . . .
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June 06, 2008 04:28 PM EDT --
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
2. Two fish swim into a concrete . . .
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December 07, 2008 08:28 PM EST --
These are some Christmas Riddles I found on the internet and thought I would share. I thought they were cute.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter . . .
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November 20, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
It is Absurtity Day.....
so I have two more jokes to share from out of the Northeastern camp of Scottee..... these are a tad bit funny, too..... . . .
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November 19, 2009 02:38 PM EST --
The Pilgrims sailed across the Atlantic Ocean to reach North America.
The pilgrims sailed on the ship, which was known by the name of 'Mayflower'.
They celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day . . .
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November 19, 2009 09:43 AM EST --
Just thought you could us a good laugh!!
He Said To Me!
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to . . .
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July 30, 2009 11:32 AM EDT --
These were sent to me in my email
They are funny things about grandparents.
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd . . .
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January 29, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
What's Black and Blue and laying in a ditch?.............................
Someone who told to many Blonde Jokes.
:)
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April 24, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
I just did a search on Google for Pope Jokes since this is a popular search term this month, and my Religious Jokes page is ranked Number One .
That makes me feel good - wonder how . . .
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November 06, 2007 11:25 AM EST --
3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's . . .
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February 12, 2008 12:36 PM EST --
When telling this one to someone, make sure you note that you're just kidding and to not take the joke serious...
How do you make an ugly baby?
...go ask your mom!
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May 29, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
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