Tag: joke of the day
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November 04, 2008 05:58 PM EST --
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" . . .
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March 10, 2009 08:26 PM EDT --
I saw this online and thought I would share it. I hope it is not a joke you have heard before.
Mozart Beyond the Grave
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple . . .
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March 01, 2009 10:38 PM EST --
I found this online and I thought it was reflective of a typical male.
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament.
"God I'm lonely, I need a companion?"
God replies, . . .
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February 28, 2009 10:35 PM EST --
I felt like posting a quick and cute joke. I will probably look for a few more later. I hope you enjoy.
What do you call . . .
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September 04, 2009 02:25 PM EDT --
Here are a couple of jokes sent to me by my little brother Scottee today....and another funny life story that makes for good humor.....
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January 08, 2008 11:43 AM EST --
*I didn't write it, and I don't know who to credit with doing so.
SOMEONE ELSE WROTE THIS (and it's possible that they might be currently on strike and have plenty of time on their hands . . .
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December 07, 2006 08:41 AM EST --
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my jobs, earwax build up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the . . .
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November 30, 2008 04:58 PM EST --
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his . . .
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November 20, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
It is Absurtity Day.....
so I have two more jokes to share from out of the Northeastern camp of Scottee..... these are a tad bit funny, too..... . . .
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July 30, 2009 02:27 PM EDT --
Have you ever had those shopping experiences where you wish you could just shoot somebody? ? ?
LOL........
Well, while shopping for a CD player last weekend, I was able to decipher . . .
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November 04, 2006 02:39 AM EST --
Stepped on one of those penny scales that tell a person's weight and fortune. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, . . .
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November 18, 2009 02:26 PM EST --
Here's a funny joke my little brother Scottee sent to me to share with everyone today, I think this is just a tad bit funny.....
: ) . . .
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November 19, 2009 04:09 PM EST --
Here's a funny joke my little brother Scottee sent to today,;.....;.....;.....}
funny ? ? ?
: )
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November 10, 2009 03:02 PM EST --
Here's two funny jokes my little
brother Scottee sent to me to share
with everyone today, I know they are
as old as Moses's toes and thrice
as corney, but I think they're . . .
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March 19, 2008 01:56 PM EDT --
This is what my
brother "S" sent
me for the joke of
the day, it's just a
short one--- sorry....
he's still not actually . . .
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July 02, 2009 09:57 AM EDT --
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Bill is man I know. He's an ex-Omaha Police officer. I was telling him about the other day when I called my wife by my daughter's name and then later on my little sister's... . . .
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July 31, 2009 03:48 PM EDT --
It seems sometimes, things that happen in our real lives, make for some really great humor.....
Like while I was lying down the other night, my wife removed my glasses and said, "You know, . . .
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September 03, 2009 04:07 PM EDT --
so.........
here's another funny life story that happens that make for really great humor.....
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Last weekend, . . .
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October 17, 2008 02:04 PM EDT --
As I was coming home from my stroll around the neighborhood I ran into my good friend Don "The Witness". He was bringing my copies of "The WatchTower" and while we were talking he . . .
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March 20, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
It's so nice here today! ! !
59º and sunny!!!
I am hanging laundry
outside, running
around barefooted......
sorting out all the
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