Tag: joke
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November 07, 2009 07:40 PM EST --
I am not so sure while finding a $5 dollar bill in my pocket of a washed pair of jeans makes me so happy...I mean it isn't as if some elf climbed into the washing machine to put it there...it was my . . .
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December 13, 2007 11:18 AM EST --
What shade of orange looks best on a lawyer?
Why, of course, Agent Orange.
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February 26, 2008 09:24 AM EST --
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
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March 29, 2008 11:57 PM EDT --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in . . .
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September 08, 2008 03:52 PM EDT --
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family . . .
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September 12, 2008 09:57 AM EDT --
They were together in the H ouse.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
And
Each time the thunder boomed he watched her . . .
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January 29, 2009 02:23 PM EST --
Back before Christmas a redneck family was visiting the city, shopping in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the mother picked up a few necessities. . . .
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October 29, 2009 12:42 PM EDT --
My mother had one joke, or maybe it is just the only one I remember. She told it something like this:
A woman was paying a condolence visit to a friend whose husband had recently committed . . .
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November 08, 2007 05:44 PM EST --
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:28 AM EST --
An oldie someone sent to my email......
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde says, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes . . .
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September 25, 2008 08:00 PM EDT --
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these . . .
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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March 31, 2009 02:39 PM EDT --
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten . . .
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October 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT --
Did you hear that there won't be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this year?
Yep, that's right.
No, it's not because anyone got upset about it. It's because..... . . .
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January 13, 2007 01:39 AM EST --
Joke: Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when
the wife looks over at him and asks a question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I . . .
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August 22, 2007 03:08 PM EDT --
Teacher vs Student
There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica.
Veronica said that whales can swallow humans.
The teacher said they couldn't.
The teacher explained . . .
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January 19, 2008 12:30 PM EST --
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at thecounter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" . . .
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March 29, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
A young guy from North Carolina moves to Texas and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" . . .
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April 16, 2008 09:45 PM EDT --
Did you know?
If you nose runs and your feet smell.....
You're built upside down......
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July 02, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
I got this in a e-mail from my husbands friend and thought it was cute.
Friendship among women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband . . .
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