Tag: joke
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November 20, 2009 12:39 PM EST --
let me express my gratitude
for your attitude,
the problem is not with the hat on you,
the problem is with the latitude.
Ivan Petryshyn
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November 20, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
It is Absurtity Day.....
so I have two more jokes to share from out of the Northeastern camp of Scottee..... these are a tad bit funny, too..... . . .
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November 19, 2009 03:25 PM EST --
Near Fredericksburg, Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a stranger drinking from his pond with his hand.
The . . .
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December 13, 2007 11:18 AM EST --
What shade of orange looks best on a lawyer?
Why, of course, Agent Orange.
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February 26, 2008 09:24 AM EST --
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
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March 29, 2008 11:57 PM EDT --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in . . .
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September 08, 2008 03:52 PM EDT --
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family . . .
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September 12, 2008 09:57 AM EDT --
They were together in the H ouse.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
And
Each time the thunder boomed he watched her . . .
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January 29, 2009 02:23 PM EST --
Back before Christmas a redneck family was visiting the city, shopping in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the mother picked up a few necessities. . . .
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November 18, 2009 09:07 AM EST --
Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy...
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah . . .
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November 19, 2009 08:55 AM EST --
Can you tell I spend a lot of time in the company of 2-yr. olds?
And if you don't know that I stole my title from Ming-Ming of "Wonder Pets" fame, then you're not going to get the rest of this. . . .
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November 08, 2007 05:44 PM EST --
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:28 AM EST --
An oldie someone sent to my email......
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde says, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes . . .
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November 11, 2009 06:36 AM EST --
I visited with my grandchildren yesterday and heard some pretty silly jokes. This is one that made me laugh. - - - - - Hey, I like dumb jokes!
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A man and his wife were . . .
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September 25, 2008 08:00 PM EDT --
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these . . .
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November 20, 2009 12:07 AM EST --
These stats are a couple of years old.
68% of Republicans polled said they didn't believe in evolution.
Whereas 5% of monkeys believe in Republicans.
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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November 19, 2009 08:37 AM EST --
I am blond, but I was just trying to be helpful and a good wife :)
My husband has been out of work since October 1'st on short term disability. He had his 4th surgery on his wrist due to a cyst that . . .
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January 13, 2007 01:39 AM EST --
Joke: Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when
the wife looks over at him and asks a question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I . . .
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August 22, 2007 03:08 PM EDT --
Teacher vs Student
There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica.
Veronica said that whales can swallow humans.
The teacher said they couldn't.
The teacher explained . . .
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