Tag: ironic
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October 15, 2007 04:28 PM EDT --
Ok .. before I tell the story everyone must know I am terrified of little critters and rodents. I mean terrified. Pee your pants, hang from the ceiling terrified.
A few weeks ago a chipmunk got . . . more
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November 26, 2007 05:34 AM EST --
It's 4am! Do you know where your bowels are? I know where mine are and unfortunately, they are right here still attached. Oh, how I wish they were on vacation in Barbados along with . . . more
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June 02, 2007 03:47 AM EDT --
Well as most people were cashing in on the triple points... I was trying to... I almost for 200 points out of it and am STILL a few points shy of what I wanted... I need 11 more points to be able . . . more
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September 10, 2007 09:52 PM EDT --
We are fortunate to have many fine dentists in our community, and I am not disparaging them, but I would like to share the names of some of them, and what comes to mind, if it is not obvious, so here goes: . . . more
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September 10, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
Our librarian is named Mr. Read. I like that. I wonder if his name inspired his career choice? He is an excellent librarian.
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November 20, 2007 12:57 PM EST --
This morning I went to check the status of one of the young teens I am mentoring. The child lives only four doors from a huge church and due to the overflow parking I was forced to park a block . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:35 PM EST --
Nostalgia
Once Life and I have divorced
After the estate has been divided
(I playing noble disdain
have thrown it all to her)
I shall find a villa upon a hill
To paint my masterpiece
Discarded bodily . . . more
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March 18, 2006 05:16 AM EST --
He pressed homeward, reaching inside his pocket to produce his cell phone. He happened to be walking closely behind a short woman with pointy shoulders which showed through her thick sweater. . . . more
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September 10, 2007 09:43 PM EDT --
I always found it rather ironic that the name of the schoolboard president when my kids were little was Mr. Bookless, a sad state to be in if involved with education.
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June 09, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
Candy, Little Boy?
(November 1997) A Colorado Springs, Colo., school district says it did the right thing when it suspended 6-year-old Seamus Morris under the school's zero-tolerance drug policy. . . . more
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April 07, 2007 12:46 AM EDT --
Have you ever stopped to think of all the things we put ourselves through to look good? I think that humans are a sado-masochistic race. You don't see dogs piercing themseves to look good. When was . . . more
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June 09, 2008 07:11 PM EDT --
Rocket Scientist
(March 1998) David Silverstein, 13, was inspired to build a model rocket after seeing the movie "October Sky", a biography of NASA rocket scientist Homer Hickam. The . . . more
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July 02, 2008 11:24 AM EDT --
In 1980 the yellow pages listed a funeral Home under "frozen foods".
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April 07, 2006 11:44 AM EDT --
for Isabel Cara Martin, with inspiration from Robert Browning
We are not a conquered people. We are not, and have never been a conquered people....We are however, today, a subjugated people. And this . . . more
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September 13, 2007 10:07 PM EDT --
How Many Words Can You Make From "Subaheim-Wurbizer"?
One answer per comment.
Only real words count.
You can never be tooerudite or too creative.
Ironic, yes?
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June 10, 2008 06:43 AM EDT --
I hate zero tolerance policies at schools. They remove the ability of a human being to implement critical thinking skills and use their better judgment to prevent ridiculous stories like this one from . . . more
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October 26, 2006 10:57 PM EDT --
On October 24th I wrote complaining about being harassed over the telephone. I wished it would stop.
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All was calm yesterday and today. I used my phone today . . . more
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December 02, 2006 12:20 AM EST --
Tancredo protesters turn violent
By Anne Mulkern
DenverPost.com
Violence erupted at a Michigan law school Thursday when protestors tried to block a speech by Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo.
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January 10, 2007 02:43 PM EST --
I saw these headlines through out the day so far and I cracked up! This one was on the same webpage and right next to eachother.
Bush reported to be upset after viewing unauthorized . . . more
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June 09, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
13 Zero Tolerance Horror Stories
It is a common conceit of many reformers and lawmakers that the problems of society can be solved simply by passing a law--then another, and . . . more
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