Tag: insanity
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May 06, 2008 12:20 PM EDT --
... this would be me, and everything that has been flopping around has been me. Just to settle the minds of the wonderers. My business is handled, if you don't know what I am talking about, you don't . . . more
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January 14, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
I've always heard the voices for as long as I can remember. I'm not really sure of who they are, but they have always been inside me. They tell me things that . . . more
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May 15, 2007 04:05 AM EDT --
Tripping on my brother’s shadow, I fell into a vacuum of self loathing. In a means of shouting out my existence, I became fiercely competitive. Of course as the younger sibling my skills . . . more
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June 03, 2008 05:03 PM EDT --
My Dad was an optician who worked in Schenectady, New York. The General Electric (GE) began in Schenectady and still is there. This is a photo of a day planner that my Dad received from the GE every year . . . more
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September 14, 2007 06:39 PM EDT --
What is your greatest regret?
I guess it would be putting my job before my family when I was in my 40's. I was in charge of hiring part time teachers, all sophomore students, three committees (and . . . more
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January 02, 2008 12:22 PM EST --
Extreme sports are wacko enough but this video takes the cake!
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4262
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April 22, 2006 12:42 AM EDT --
When I heard about the first private manned
rocket to transcend the bounds
. . . more
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March 03, 2007 05:45 AM EST --
A lady friend of mine just sent me this in an e-mail. Thought I'd share it:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They . . . more
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June 23, 2007 07:24 PM EDT --
Laura and I were thinking that maybe today we'd have time to rest and relax. You know, enjoy life a little. We have another concert to attend on Sunday, after all, and this week has been nothing but . . . more
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October 23, 2007 10:19 PM EDT --
No matter how much I ponder this, I cannot make any sense of it. To tell the truth, normally when a customer becomes illogical, I try to put myself in their place in the hopes of making sense of . . . more
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February 08, 2008 04:02 PM EST --
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble's product manager regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... PC Magazine's . . . more
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July 30, 2008 09:45 PM EDT --
"Good morning, Love." Andrew reached over and stroked Daphne's hair. She looked so beautiful laying there. Her hair tussled, skin glowing, a slight smile of satisfaction tugging . . . more
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October 26, 2007 05:16 PM EDT --
which means the other half ends in death.
Lose-lose.
I'm going out for some tequila now.
I'll be back tomorrow.
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September 16, 2006 03:21 PM EDT --
Oh! Tainted shades of my mind!
Is it not enough that you haunt my every waking breath?
Is there no peace even in the death-like . . . more
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October 01, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
I am now
What was I then
That I am not now
Or vice versa?
Older, wiser
Although the last might be argued
Maybe a tad bit insane
Let's suffice to say that
I was and
I am
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November 15, 2006 05:13 PM EST --
Damn Democrates. Damn Liberals. Damn pinkos.
Sounds like a terrorist plot to me.
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October 13, 2006 02:18 AM EDT --
The other day I was talking to Mrs. Morales, a very nice older lady who told me all about the troubles her daughter in Texas was having with the family dog, a German Shepherd who is terrified of loud noises. . . . more
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December 07, 2007 01:38 AM EST --
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director :
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. . . . more
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December 11, 2007 08:42 AM EST --
Bad Drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that . . . more
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August 10, 2008 10:48 AM EDT --
A sad sad tale I bring to your distraction today. The local and national news decided not to carry this story, because, quite frankly, nobody could think of a way to write it, so it could entertain . . . more
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