Tag: insane
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December 19, 2007 12:49 AM EST --
1.you start writing stuff like"how to tell if youre addicted to gather"
2.you like crimnals who have a fake alibye.
3.youre reading this.
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May 28, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
I saw you the other night, and it ripped my heart apart. I saw you with her. Why do you insist on hurting me like this? It's time for you to pay...
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June 05, 2008 09:14 PM EDT --
Apparently they reject the court appointed lawyers, and they want to be killed by the state. They want martyrdom. It's a good thing that we don't believe in cruel and unusual punishment . . . more
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July 05, 2007 04:34 PM EDT --
Writer's note: Everyone around here is always asking about this property in Knox County, TN. It's just a few miles outside of Knoxville. The place is rumored to be haunted and it is all the caretakers . . . more
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September 20, 2006 09:01 AM EDT --
This coffee sure tastes good. It seems quiet this morning. I like the peace and quiet. You can here a few road noises from the highway and that about it.
There is a little humming or ringing sound. . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
In their latest insane-o-gram, the AFA (American Family [sic] Association) calls upon liberal-haters to set aside their thinking skills and pound the internet pavement with inane, sensationalized . . . more
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March 06, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
Last Will & Testament
Being of sound mind and body
I hereby leave all my worldly possessions
Including the horse farm which is unfortunately
In legal jeopardy due to the death
Of . . . more
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July 22, 2008 12:48 PM EDT --
Alright, where the flip did the Gather Home page go to?! Where are the featured articles ( err umm... shared posts ?!) on the home page, the member spotlights etc?
I tried gather.com . . . more
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September 15, 2007 10:16 PM EDT --
A customer flipped out at me earlier for what seemed to be a fairly unimportant thing. I was so amazed that I laughed. I couldn't help it. This of course brought the rest of the crew . . . more
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July 06, 2006 03:04 PM EDT --
5:30 am: I wake up too early again today, just like every other day in recent memory. How can this job of mine take over my life like this so thoroughly? "It's not fair!" . . . more
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January 25, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
The silence was deafening by far
The moon had turned to grey.
The only real light was a star
I knew I was going to die today.
Ahead of me in a tattered frock,
Came the nightmare dark and cold. . . . more
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July 20, 2007 09:13 AM EDT --
This may sound crazy, but last night I had a dream about members of the "Gather" community. There wasn't really a plot to the dream, it was mostly just me pushing my stroller . . . more
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September 24, 2007 02:31 AM EDT --
At this point of time, I'm downgrading the cats infesting the neighbourhood from "crazy critters" to "annoying pests".
There are two crazy cat ladies in the area, and their cats . . . more
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October 15, 2007 08:54 PM EDT --
Today, while performing laundry duties I patiently waited for the welcoming buzz of the dryer. Much to my delight the timer went off exactly as programmed. I gathered the warm, cozy laundry from the machine . . . more
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February 08, 2008 02:08 PM EST --
So, I opened the paper today to find an interesting little story.
It seems that if you're a Muslim, with up to four wives, you are allowed additional benefits to your standard $1,500/month/individual . . . more
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March 23, 2007 09:11 AM EDT --
My friend asked me last night, "Who is the craziest patient you ever had?" It was a tough choice, but I had to go with The Paper Towel Lady. She was 90 years old and . . . more
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May 16, 2007 05:17 PM EDT --
I was just wondering where everyone lived and how much gas was.
Right now in my town South Point Ohio, it's $3.29.
There is an awesome quote i found too. "Don't steal, the government hates . . . more
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September 05, 2006 04:39 PM EDT --
Most politicians have skeletons in their closets, just like the rest of us, but it seems they have a few ghosts as well. Queen's Park is the seat of Ontario's provincial government in Toronto, . . . more
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September 21, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
Okay - I'm getting ready to go to bed - went to the kitchen to get a small drink.
WHAM ~ an idea for an article just hits me. See, I can't get a glass out of the cupboard . . . more
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September 25, 2007 12:33 AM EDT --
I really am. I'm not the most bloodthirsty person in the world but I was expecting the headline "Ahmadinejad assassinated by Mossad/CIA/Rudy."
The leader of the world's greatest . . . more
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