Tag: humour
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June 27, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
Take a few moments ... have some interactive fun, try Pipe Cleaner Dancer .
Use the letters and numbers to choreograph your own inspiration.
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April 23, 2008 01:49 PM EDT --
Okay. I admit it. Sometimes I just need a good joke. To that end, I subscribe to the ArchMax daily feed. As I support computer and network systems, I was impressed with the clarity of the military manuals . . .
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January 12, 2008 12:09 PM EST --
This article by Heather W. reminded me of one time when my kid was being particularly obnoxious and rude.
At one point she was screaming not very nice things at me and called me a "fat cow". . . .
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January 28, 2007 10:03 AM EST --
Mozart has a very unusual medical problem – the kind that would women giggle and wannabe studs green with envy. Mozart has an erection that has lasted for over a week; it just won’t go down. . . .
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January 14, 2009 10:06 AM EST --
Energy Drinking...
A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger in Los Angeles .
It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, . . .
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February 16, 2009 07:54 AM EST --
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's . . .
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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March 22, 2009 04:20 PM EDT --
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect . . .
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April 03, 2009 08:49 AM EDT --
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to realise you're a genius!!!
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April 18, 2009 10:21 AM EDT --
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized . . .
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May 02, 2009 12:18 PM EDT --
It had been said that America would get a black president "when pigs fly!"
Obama has been in office 100 days and WHAM!
SWINE FLU!
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May 12, 2009 07:57 AM EDT --
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, "We have three possible donors.
The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who . . .
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June 07, 2009 07:54 AM EDT --
1. “Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades . Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. . . .
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June 13, 2009 03:31 PM EDT --
- When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
- When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
- The first place . . .
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October 12, 2006 03:50 AM EDT --
Yessssssssssss! I FINALLY made it. After weeks of fruitless attempts, I made it to Gather's "Most Read" list. Not just that, I debuted at number 5. Way to go, boyo! I'm over the moon. . . .
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November 03, 2006 10:55 AM EST --
A bunch of guys at a poker game came up with the following reasons why men score over women. Shocking!!!
I'm so glad I'm not like that :)
How many men does it take to open a beer? . . .
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March 30, 2007 08:27 AM EDT --
Like the fella once said, aint life a kick in the head? Dean Martin sang that and he knew what he was talking about. To put it bluntly, life is a bitch. It leads you on with beguiling innocence, and then . . .
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January 06, 2009 09:52 PM EST --
Subject: Greeter
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter (a good find for
many retirees), I lasted less than a day. About . . .
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April 17, 2007 02:41 AM EDT --
Felix Fudgeflick wanted to go to sea.
Felix wanted to see the world
And have a girl in every port.
Felix wanted to wear the clothes
Those sailors wore
And wear that hat upon his head.
Felix wanted to . . .
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June 13, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
"We don't stop playing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop playing."
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