Tag: humorous
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . .
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . .
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December 15, 2006 12:49 PM EST --
I thought this list was funny. I orginally was downloaded from the internet.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
If . . .
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December 06, 2006 02:26 AM EST --
Hey some of these make some sense. I got this in an email.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch . . .
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December 19, 2006 01:36 AM EST --
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. . . .
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January 01, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
When I saw this one in a email I thought it was cute.
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances . . .
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . .
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January 02, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
I found this on the Internet. The link is provided below.
Drill three holes in it, knock off the edges and use it as a bowling ball.
See if the local food bank will take it. Don't . . .
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January 05, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
I have seen this one before and thought it funny. When I got it again in an email I thought it worth sharing.
The Pastor Entered His Donkey In A Race And It Won. The Pastor Was So Pleased With The Donkey . . .
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . .
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . .
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January 14, 2007 06:35 PM EST --
This caused me to laugh when I saw it. Maybe others will enjoy it to. It came in an email.
As Super Bowl XLI comes around the bend, now is a good time to reflect on Super Bowl XXXVIII—not . . .
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January 29, 2007 08:23 AM EST --
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, . . .
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April 11, 2008 04:42 AM EDT --
Okay, some of you may know of the old Art Linkletter show, "Kids say the darndest things!" Well I loved that show, and absolutely love hearing kids say silly impromptu things.
Lets share . . .
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October 24, 2009 09:42 PM EDT --
No...silly, I'm not afraid of Frogs. Those Frogs you see...are...in...our...
POOL!
EEEKKKKKK . . .
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December 05, 2006 02:28 PM EST --
When this came in an email I had to share it.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. . . .
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December 07, 2006 10:23 AM EST --
A friend calls and says "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
You forget how to work the TV remote control.
You see something funny and scream "LOL, LOL."
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December 07, 2006 02:32 PM EST --
Does this sound like the truth? I got it in an email.
Sometimes it seems that what we study in college doesn't have much relation to what we end up doing for a living. Following is . . .
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December 12, 2006 02:17 PM EST --
I just got this in an email and thought since I enjoyed it others might.
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
Check your email. . . .
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