Tag: humor writing
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July 03, 2007 09:28 PM EDT --
Since no one has published a Good-bye, I'm Out of Here article this week, and I live with one foot out the door and a shipload of reasons I should leave, I will bite the bullet and write the next they-done-me-wrong-and-I-need-some-lovin' . . .
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September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I . . .
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October 29, 2008 02:43 PM EDT --
Spooky Spooky October 28, 2008
This time of year an atypical amount of squash appears in so many places. Along with spider webs, skeletons, sheets recycled into limp ghosts, and those . . .
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November 10, 2008 01:17 PM EST --
Author Jeremy Butterfield has written a book, Damp Squid , which should have broad appeal. It is about misused and overused words. You may have a part of your brain where you store some personal least . . .
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March 12, 2006 08:09 PM EST --
This isn't meant to be some sort of ultimate question or anything. I just thought that since I was new to blogging, I should introduce myself.
I am AstroGirl. If you suspect that probably . . .
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February 20, 2009 01:07 AM EST --
There have been different forms of Interactive Writing. Some are social and some educational. Without going into time periods or people, there were people who would pass around a letter, one person to . . .
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June 08, 2006 04:45 AM EDT --
Fireside 6: Soup
This late at night, it just had to be you ringing the doorbell. Even though I haven't seen you for such a long, long time. I thought Luigi must have caught . . .
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June 16, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 9: Friday, 13th
Oh, I thought I'd never see you again. You're brave to be out tonight, it being Friday the thirteenth, and all. Oh, you're not superstitious? . . .
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September 10, 2006 09:16 PM EDT --
"Because the - all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage . . .
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July 02, 2007 05:30 PM EDT --
Reposted for Good Humor Monday
Trapped in the kitchen of a run down relative's house, I daydreamed myself free. They were my ex's family, hockey people; the kind of dullards who . . .
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August 27, 2007 06:17 AM EDT --
Outside the attic window,
a bird flew against the glass;
not hurt, he flapped again and chirped.
Up the attic stairs, thunderous steps
the sound of one hundred elephants, times two;
it . . .
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November 19, 2007 06:13 PM EST --
This is based on something my daughter told me when she was in the 6th grade. I offered to take a friend to a game they were involved in. I had made one of my comments that are meant to be funny. She . . .
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January 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
Boredom was the bane of Nephi's existence. Like most boys his age,
Nephi loved to kick balls, make mud pies, or smite stones with rods.
But such activities are impossible while riding a camel. . . .
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September 28, 2009 07:20 PM EDT --
William Safire has died, leaving us with his tongue in cheek rules for writing:
Remember to never split an infinitive.
The passive voice should never be used.
Do not put statements . . .
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January 08, 2008 11:42 PM EST --
Ale xander was his given name, they called him Ale x for short. He
was a h ale and hearty example of a m ale , one that was destined
to sail . . .
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March 30, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
The alien stepped out of his spaceship
shedding a strange eerie light
The young man driving the car
Slammed his brakes on at the sight
The alien approached him . . .
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April 06, 2008 04:02 AM EDT --
It's eight, I'm Late
For a very important date
My fear won't dissipate
They are at the starting gate
The engines are all revving
On the track with . . .
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September 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT --
Ever since she was selected by John McCain to be his vice-presidential running mate, the Republican handlers have been keeping Sarah Palin on a tight leash. The media would have us believe . . .
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December 31, 2008 07:50 PM EST --
Some critics of Caroline say she is not qualified to be a senator and that all she is doing is trading on a famous name. Does this point to my disappointment? No. I am armed with at least a couple of . . .
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February 21, 2009 08:47 AM EST --
Fears and Tears
I guess I have always been fearful – from birth. I was a breech baby, afraid to be born, according to my mother who told anyone who would listen how I "backed into the world." . . .
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