Tag: humor
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September 08, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
With apologies to Judith Viorst.
Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School.
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . . more
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September 07, 2008 05:35 PM EDT --
A funny from my email
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. . . . more
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September 08, 2008 01:50 AM EDT --
I came across this bit of wisdom and decided it was a good thought for which to begin the week:
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
I guess . . . more
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September 08, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite . . . more
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September 07, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. This suburb to the west of Boston boasts a highly-educated population with a love of reading, as well as a large population of dogs. "We're not called the . . . more
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . . more
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July 18, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: To name just a few, there is illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . . more
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September 07, 2008 11:51 PM EDT --
“People who fell off their bikes when they were five have a stronger group identity than I do.”
I belong to a missing generation. Maybe belong is not the right word as my generation doesn’t . . . more
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March 17, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Once upon a time...
I wish this were a fairy tale. But it's not. This is the first in a series of vignettes about the adventures of spending a week in charge of my own life, while . . . more
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June 01, 2006 05:27 AM EDT --
Fireside 1: Wine
Hello, do come in! It's rather cold for autumn and the air is a tad chilly. Here, let me take your coat. There! Now, let's pull up a chair, . . . more
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June 02, 2006 05:13 AM EDT --
Fireside 2: Coffee
Make yourself comfortable by the fire, and we'll chinwag as good friends do. No need to apologise for just dropping in. I was kind of expecting you. . . . more
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June 04, 2006 05:03 AM EDT --
Fireside 4: Roast
Hello, do come in! I just knew you'd drop by, round about just now. Is that the smell of roast beef and all the trimmings for a cold night? You're . . . more
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . . more
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . . more
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June 09, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
It's midnight.
For me, the ruffling of the crisp sheets sounds ominous enough to break the eerie silence; my husband sleeps with his mouth wide-open.
The snores echoes like . . . more
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . . more
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July 22, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
I thought this little joke was worth sharing. Hope you enjoy it!
Spell the Magic Word
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for . . . more
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . . more
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September 08, 2008 08:40 AM EDT --
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>> While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled
>> an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the
>> receptionist's . . . more
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