Tag: humor
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November 07, 2009 04:37 PM EST --
The Spawn of Rosie the Robot
Farming is such a friendless, lonely task .
It’s a robot and women are STILL making the coffee .
Make one whose face looks like melted candle wax and . . .
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November 06, 2009 03:52 PM EST --
It came to me in a dream last night – (I had a big piece of loaded pizza, just before I turned in.) It’s so simple I don’t know why someone hasn’t realized it before this. . . .
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November 07, 2009 03:36 PM EST --
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Pry Bars Are For Prying, Knives Are For Cutting or Why Is Everything So Hard To Open?
This wit and wisdom freely floating around my house is generously offered up . . .
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November 06, 2009 01:59 PM EST --
When leaving a message, don't try and convince a me that you're important by refusing to give your last name or phone number. You aren't and never will be able to convince me that you are more important . . .
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November 07, 2009 09:22 AM EST --
Aspiring models are participating in boot camps in the hope of winning Victoria's Secret's nationwide runway model search. The Boston Herald
As I unpacked my duffle bag in the . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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October 15, 2009 05:38 PM EDT --
Well... the house still smells like skunk.
"Why?" You ask
This am shortly after 6, 2 shunks had a shooting contest in the basement. Hubby left the basement open and is currently in the doghouse. . . .
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November 06, 2009 08:54 PM EST --
This new comedy series has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Not just because Ed O'Neil is on here. The characters that are portrayed are amazing. Please tell . . .
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November 06, 2009 10:16 AM EST --
I think we all need a little bit of humor in our day. It helps us keep a good attitude, and it keeps us young. Here's some great celebrity quotes that you just might get a kick out of:
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November 06, 2009 01:57 PM EST --
This Thanksgiving Turkey ain't going down easily. I'd say She Will Survive.
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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January 14, 2009 11:27 PM EST --
We know them, we've heard them, little pieces of wisdom that seem so trite, so cliche', yet there is no denying their truth. OR, is there? Let us see. I will start with a few of my own and hopefully . . .
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November 05, 2009 01:01 AM EST --
Last Summer at the State fair I heard the exploits of some of our Gather friends recipe warfare. It was brutal. I’ll not pretend there wasn’t any sin, but indigestion set in, so no one was . . .
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November 05, 2009 04:59 PM EST --
Since my Mom’s name is Barbara, I think this qualifies for me to be an expert about something, but I haven’t figured it out like some people who drink hot tea and frankly, I’m talking . . .
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . .
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October 08, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
THINGS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
The Tall Chick
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
Ok these 2 churches are across the street from each other,
But i cannot get the Pictures in the order it belongs, I have redone it several times
All dogs go to heaven
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