Tag: humor
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December 14, 2009 07:10 PM EST --
My employer describes itself as “the most loved…”. Now, I like my company. I’d like to think people find us somewhat useful.
But loved?
Isn’t that a tad hyperbolic? . . .
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December 14, 2009 08:18 PM EST --
We Americans, we are so narrow-minded, so unsophisticated, so provencal-- we are opposed to cliches, which are the fat in the boeuf bourgignon that is the French language, giving it the savory taste . . .
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December 14, 2009 11:54 AM EST --
Few deities get around as much as Jesus Christ (no middle name unless incorporated into a curse – “H” on its own or paired with “Bald-headed” is a favorite). Though . . .
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December 14, 2009 08:41 AM EST --
FOXBORO, Massachusetts. New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker was cleared to play in next week’s game against the Buffalo Bills after taking a vicious hit to the . . .
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December 14, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
NEOSHO, Mo. This city in southwest Missouri sits smack dab in the middle of "Tornado Alley", a well-worn path taken by twisters as they rotate out of Oklahoma into the Kansas City area. . . .
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December 14, 2009 09:09 PM EST --
T'Aragam
By Jack W. Regan
CreateSpace (April 2009) ISBN: 978-1442114593 252 pages $11.95 Paperback
$ 0.99 Amazon Kindle
Jack Regan captured me from the get go with his young . . .
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December 14, 2009 05:33 PM EST --
A guy walks into a jewelry store with this hot blonde. He says to the jeweler, I want to see your finest piece. The jewler brings out this $1,000 bracelet. The guy says, “I don’t think . . .
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December 14, 2009 12:14 PM EST --
If you are friend or family you must read this, otherwise you are not allowed.
Alice in Ponderland
Go ahead and groan but you will read this. I got some flak from last year’s, . . .
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December 14, 2009 02:12 PM EST --
Dear Humanity
We are writing to inform you that your lease on life is coming up for renewal. Your contract is now under review and certain items have come to our attention. According to our records . . .
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December 14, 2009 07:18 PM EST --
Raise your hand if you have ever changed a flat tire.
Okay, put your hands down.
Now, who has waged that battle with the emergency equipment found in the typical trunk?
Okay, you can stop . . .
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December 13, 2009 02:29 PM EST --
and chocolate are proof
that God loves us
and wants us to be happy ;)
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December 14, 2009 11:55 AM EST --
I couldn't resist posting this. Its so cute and funny.
Children's Science Exam If you need a good . . .
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December 13, 2009 07:24 PM EST --
HOLLYWOOD. Barbra Streisand, who already has two best-selling Christmas albums on her resume, says she is surprised by the warm reception her latest holiday release-"A Traditional Jewish . . .
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December 14, 2009 12:11 AM EST --
Strange things happen in hard economic times, things we often miss because we are too occupied trying to keep our houses and our jobs and our high score on "Ridge Racer V" at ArcadeZilla. OK, . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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October 08, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
THINGS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
The Tall Chick
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, . . .
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