Tag: humor
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July 04, 2009 03:44 PM EDT --
Happy 4 th Of July ! ! ! !
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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July 03, 2009 07:33 PM EDT --
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.” Charles Chaplin
Many moons ago I was but a curious child walking around my hometown . . .
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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October 08, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
THINGS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
The Tall Chick
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
Ok these 2 churches are across the street from each other,
But i cannot get the Pictures in the order it belongs, I have redone it several times
All dogs go to heaven
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October 18, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back... . . .
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November 14, 2008 05:48 PM EST --
Classifieds:
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part . . .
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December 06, 2008 01:11 PM EST --
COLONOSCOPY JOURNAL
This is from news hound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. . . .
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February 24, 2009 08:01 PM EST --
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial,
the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who
had presided at the hearing.
"Your honour," . . .
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . .
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . .
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . .
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July 22, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
I thought this little joke was worth sharing. Hope you enjoy it!
Spell the Magic Word
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for . . .
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October 24, 2008 10:43 PM EDT --
Today (Oct 24, 2008) political news had a sadly humorous tint to it. I mean imagine that you are a writer for the old Married … With Children show and are charged with writing an episode in which Al Bundy . . .
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November 02, 2008 04:10 AM EST --
Welcome to the third part of the first date saga.
If you have read the previous parts they can be read here and should be read first so you understand my brain farts as they seem to happen frequently. . . .
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January 02, 2009 12:17 PM EST --
How to be a Mental Patient
A Guide for the Amateur Only
Introduction:
Etiquette, we know, is important, and help is available at any book store or newsstand.
But will be useful? . . .
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