Tag: humor
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November 20, 2009 12:00 PM EST --
From Court transcripts:
Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And . . .
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November 20, 2009 08:45 AM EST --
The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often . . .
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November 20, 2009 11:11 AM EST --
As a condition to an appearance at a London shopping mall, Mariah Carey's list of required items included 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, pink butterfly confetti and a wand to wave. Wonderwall, . . .
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November 18, 2009 08:13 PM EST --
As many of my friends know, I can't shop for long periods of time. I can send hubby for basic shopping with only a couple of coupons. I am however, the shopper when it comes to once a month. . . .
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November 18, 2009 04:20 PM EST --
I guess you’ve heard The Sexiest Man Alive was crowned. The whole ceremony was a bit much and of course some men were crying crocodile tears when they realized they had lost. However, there’s . . .
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November 19, 2009 09:45 PM EST --
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all round the globe
Not a creature was stirring, not even a microbe,
The stockings were hung on the mailbox with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas would . . .
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November 20, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
It is Absurtity Day.....
so I have two more jokes to share from out of the Northeastern camp of Scottee..... these are a tad bit funny, too..... . . .
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November 20, 2009 08:59 AM EST --
I've been working since I was fifteen. I've had part-time jobs, summer jobs, "temp" jobs, and full-time jobs, and worked as an independent contractor... in the fields of retail, food service, manufacturing, . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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October 15, 2009 05:38 PM EDT --
Well... the house still smells like skunk.
"Why?" You ask
This am shortly after 6, 2 shunks had a shooting contest in the basement. Hubby left the basement open and is currently in the doghouse. . . .
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November 19, 2009 10:18 AM EST --
Few things you never want to hear at Thanksgiving:
"I put the china in the dishwasher... was that okay?"
"I thought you were bringing the pie."
"Is it supposed to be frozen . . .
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November 19, 2009 07:51 AM EST --
Rocco Landesman, new chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, says he will open up funding to rap artists. The Wall Street Journal
I was sitting at my desk, tapping out rejection letters . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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November 19, 2009 08:55 AM EST --
Can you tell I spend a lot of time in the company of 2-yr. olds?
And if you don't know that I stole my title from Ming-Ming of "Wonder Pets" fame, then you're not going to get the rest of this. . . .
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . .
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October 08, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
THINGS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
The Tall Chick
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
Ok these 2 churches are across the street from each other,
But i cannot get the Pictures in the order it belongs, I have redone it several times
All dogs go to heaven
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October 18, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back... . . .
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