Tag: hillbilly
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August 07, 2008 02:13 PM EDT --
Deep in the back woods,
of Floyd County, Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there . . .
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May 02, 2008 11:41 AM EDT --
A hill woman applied for a charge account at a department store and was asked about her husband's average income.
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"Usually around midnight" . . .
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September 22, 2007 10:38 AM EDT --
A man accused of snatching another man's false teeth straight from his mouth during a fight has been charged with robbery.
Robert Stahl, 62, was charged Thursday in Delaware Circuit Court with felony . . .
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December 24, 2007 07:18 PM EST --
Everyone loves redneck jokes ... So here are some jokes that will hopefully make you laugh a little and brighten up your day!
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative . . .
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October 03, 2008 02:15 PM EDT --
New Hillbilly Smoke Detector!
Complete with "pop-up" timer you . . .
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October 01, 2009 11:02 PM EDT --
New Guinea is a Western invention, a name and a cultural identity given by European travelers in the 1500s . . . authorized by anthropologists such as Margaret Mead, who claimed to have a superior . . .
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May 13, 2006 10:54 AM EDT --
As I was growing up, both in the hills of Kentucky, and later in the flatlands of central Ohio, breakfast was always a hearty affair. On the weekends, the whole family would converge on Mom's kitchen, . . .
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July 14, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
Ok, I swear I'm not making this up.
My ex-husband is from a small town. He's about as "backwards" as a man can be and the minute you see him you think "lost in the 70's" . . .
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November 07, 2008 05:34 PM EST --
I don't know why I choose to call you some sort of plant life but it makes me smile inside. I do have to tell you that I cannot leave the state i fractured a law or two and you may have to come and . . .
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December 13, 2009 04:39 PM EST --
I am just tired of all the regular stores around here. So today, a cold dreary, wet Sunday, I picked up my Auntie Wilma and headed about an hour east to a lil town called Grayson. I had heard of a KMART . . .
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June 13, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
This is another anonymous joke.
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went . . .
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November 08, 2008 12:44 AM EST --
for my little sunflower
I sit here alone in my room
with a feeling and a sense of doom
my mommas slaving her heart today
as I think of you far away
Out in the distance I hear no sound . . .
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August 23, 2006 10:44 PM EDT --
I decided that only articles that are a little mean and not very well thought out get a lot of comments. I have decided that If I cannot beat em, then I might as well join . . .
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September 27, 2007 09:30 AM EDT --
I got into this lively discussion the other day when I asked my husband to turn up the volume on the T.V. Now mind you,my first sentence was
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April 29, 2006 10:13 AM EDT --
(republish to new groups)
Hailing proudly from the hills of Kentucky, I was raised to be a good cook, as were my Mother, Grandmother and all those before her.Let me say that I am not from a family . . .
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December 29, 2007 09:49 PM EST --
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How . . .
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June 05, 2009 05:47 PM EDT --
PHONES IN CHURCH ?????
A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country.. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
Going to . . .
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May 01, 2006 07:57 PM EDT --
1. I once made out with Gene Simmons of KISS (I was 17, 1975)
2. I am the only child of my parents born in a hospital
3. I detest Nurses that lord their higher education over their . . .
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April 12, 2008 05:32 PM EDT --
Some folks in Tennessee had trouble with all those 'shall's' and
'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments, so they got
together and translated the 'King James' . . .
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October 26, 2009 12:46 PM EDT --
About ten years ago, my Wife and I moved to another state and were quite excited about exploring the possibilities of improving our lives in a new location. Our new residence was situated in a suburban . . .
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