Tag: hilarious
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April 18, 2008 02:49 PM EDT --
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
Because I'm A Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:04 PM EDT --
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
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> "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
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> "Yep they are . . . more
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June 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT --
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape . . . more
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April 11, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
I darn near fell out of the chair laughing at this one, boy can I relate.
Enjoy,
Stephanie
A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, . . . more
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October 18, 2007 05:48 PM EDT --
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN
COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to
another seat. . . . more
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April 15, 2008 03:51 PM EDT --
BRAIN CRAMPS
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? . . . more
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January 30, 2008 08:34 AM EST --
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your . . . more
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January 30, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without . . . more
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February 04, 2008 06:27 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What . . . more
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February 10, 2008 06:54 PM EST --
This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from . . . more
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February 13, 2008 02:52 AM EST --
I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
_HER DIARY_:
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> > Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
> > meet at a bar to have a drink. I was . . . more
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February 10, 2008 07:01 PM EST --
Subject: The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had
faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C .
He motioned
for his nurse to come near.
. . . more
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January 12, 2007 08:06 PM EST --
This is from my email. I thought it was funny as heck.
The Power of Positive Drinking
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday...
I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
If you are easily offended by jokes about religion please stop reading now.
God was creating different things one day when he decided he was bored with his creations and decided to make a . . . more
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January 28, 2008 07:31 PM EST --
The nexttime someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respondlike this?.....
Yesterday Iwas buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the dog . . . more
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February 18, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT . . . more
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February 26, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert . . . more
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