Tag: headlines
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October 27, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
The following are some of the newspaper headlines around the world that we will be reading in the not-too-distant future. Feel free to add your own.
CHRIST RETURNS
MAN ARRESTED AS PUBLIC NUISANCE: . . . more
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May 14, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
If you have followed my articles at all, you know that I generally do not agree with the frequent messages the AFA (American Family Association) sends out. Today, I received one that does not seem as . . . more
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November 28, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
(The "funny headlines" are in BOLD. My "comebacks" are in italics beneath each one...)
Plot to Kill Officer had Vicious Side
(oh, sure... dwell on the negative…) . . . more
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September 08, 2007 06:11 PM EDT --
It's an interesting facet of our society in that the top news stories always tend to be on the negative side. A shooting. A missing person. Accidents, tragedies and devestating events. . . . more
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October 06, 2006 10:35 AM EDT --
Hazardous Waste Plant Fire in N.C. Forces 17,000 to Evacuate
APEX, N.C. — A plume of smoke and chemicals from a fire at a hazardous waste business expanded and moved, causing this suburban Raleigh, . . . more
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October 25, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
These are some headlines that you just might see in the future. Feel free to add your own in the comments:
First Cloned Man Running for President
Cloned Man Commits a Murder - . . . more
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August 11, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
I copied and pasted this from our local newspaper because I thought it was HILARIOUS! My favorite line is "Then she headed outside and threw up in his garage." It must have been a . . . more
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February 02, 2007 11:27 AM EST --
Let's say you were going to create on online dating personal profile. Ok, I'll admit it. Yes I am. Anyway, what would your headline be? Of course the object is to have something short and catchy . . . more
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July 25, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Starting in August, we are going "Beyond the Headlines" here in the News Essential. Each month we will feature an author who has delved deep into a newsworthy topic, providing Gather Members . . . more
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November 13, 2006 10:45 PM EST --
These are old but if you have seen them you might have forgotten them.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There . . . more
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May 04, 2008 08:59 AM EDT --
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's . . . more
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October 02, 2006 05:21 AM EDT --
On Friday the FDA finally said that it was safe to eat fresh spinach again. Although I've missed fresh spinach, I'm still a little leery. Is anyone else concerned?
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September 13, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
I was clicking through the news tonight (morning for those in USA), and I came across some articles about the primary elections around the country. Some were interesting as I got to know some candidates . . . more
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August 16, 2007 01:40 PM EDT --
Hi Gatherers,
I wanted to share an excerpt from my new book "Who Killed Health Care?" with you.
The Better Way: Consumer-Driven Health Care
Let us . . . more
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June 07, 2008 10:55 PM EDT --
Really? You think?
In New York state, a 29-year old man was filming/observing on a flight 10,000 feet above the ground, and when the instructor, student and videographer jumped out, he followed--even . . . more
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July 25, 2008 11:26 AM EDT --
I knew the housing market was getting bad, but I did a doubletake when I first saw boston.com this morning. Here is what they had above the fold:
The photograph felt a bit . . . more
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March 25, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good. This came in an email. I can’t guarantee they are authentic.
The . . . more
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July 30, 2006 01:56 AM EDT --
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January 03, 2007 09:45 AM EST --
One man is thanking his lucky stars today. He may not have been homeless, but he was helpless. He was out of work and so decided to search for bottles in a dumster. When he did, he fell asleep!!!
The . . . more
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May 18, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
World Bank Reputation 'In Tatters'
ActionAid UK
18 May 2007: Despite Paul Wolfowitz's resignation, the World Bank's reputation remains in tatters, said international anti-poverty group . . . more
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