Tag: hahaha
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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April 04, 2007 12:01 PM EDT --
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN
And proud of it!
I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going . . . more
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June 08, 2007 03:25 PM EDT --
I have to admit... this is better than when Britney shaved her head!!
Anyone else just cackling at this sight?
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July 13, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:58 AM EDT --
I know many of you remenber George Burns and Gracies Allen. Gracie was one of a kind. I received this classic recip by Gracie in my email.
FROM EMAIL
Gracie Allen's Classic . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
. . . more
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March 26, 2007 10:26 AM EDT --
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's . . . more
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April 02, 2007 11:33 AM EDT --
Received in my email
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
Hermann's Hermits:
"Mrs. Brown, You've . . . more
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April 05, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
Do you have one of these? I wish, but alas, the mirrors in my home are all too honest.
I received this from a friend by email.
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
. . . more
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April 07, 2007 05:09 PM EDT --
From my Email today:
Granny was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him . . . more
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November 30, 2007 12:06 PM EST --
Laws Of Nature & Other Sciences
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, . . . more
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September 13, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
One day Lupo is walking home when he notices a huge gorilla standing on the roof of his house.
Not knowing what to do about it he looks in the phone book under GORILLA REMOVALS. Then he calls up Kowalski's . . . more
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April 02, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
. . . more
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April 06, 2007 12:00 PM EDT --
Someone is always sending me these jokes.....I wonder why? I already lift weights.
This is for all of you mature adults who might just be starting a fitness training program that includes . . . more
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May 12, 2008 04:35 PM EDT --
When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words !!) These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled . . . more
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May 17, 2008 05:14 AM EDT --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a 911 call for Heidi - she was going into labor and was home alone with her 3-yr old, Kathleen.
The house was very dark so the paramedic . . . more
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September 11, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, "What's . . . more
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September 30, 2008 05:02 PM EDT --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' . . . more
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October 04, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.
4. The . . . more
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April 02, 2007 10:46 AM EDT --
I know what you are thinking,commercial huh?
Every Sunday a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. It went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. . . . more
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