Tag: haha
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September 07, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Remember the Sabbath Day - to Keep It Holy (Exodus 20:8)
A funny thing happened at the coffee shop, today. I was sitting at my usual table in the back room, when two people walked in. They put their . . . more
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September 11, 2006 05:57 PM EDT --
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle . . . more
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April 29, 2008 09:32 AM EDT --
My father was a Navy man, and if anyone knows anything about the military, you know that when you work days, it begins EARLY...
Listerine
My dad had a predictible routine, my room being closest . . . more
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January 25, 2008 01:15 PM EST --
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes . . . more
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January 26, 2008 06:33 AM EST --
This is too funny for words.....
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January 30, 2008 08:34 AM EST --
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your . . . more
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January 30, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without . . . more
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February 04, 2008 06:27 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What . . . more
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February 26, 2007 08:30 AM EST --
This is from email, thought I'd share it with you - Marilyn
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he . . . more
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March 29, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, . . . more
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June 20, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes . . . more
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September 16, 2006 02:19 PM EDT --
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been . . . more
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February 16, 2008 10:19 PM EST --
I seem to pop in and out
of lives and sites
coming in on the tail end
of another Gather drama;
Sorry, I've been sick-
I still am;
but good to see
that some things
never change: . . . more
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January 28, 2008 07:31 PM EST --
The nexttime someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respondlike this?.....
Yesterday Iwas buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the dog . . . more
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February 18, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT . . . more
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February 26, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert . . . more
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February 25, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
This is from my email - thought you might enjoy it ~ Marilyn
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get
into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with . . . more
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March 10, 2007 06:49 AM EST --
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my . . . more
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June 28, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
Some people are like slinkies....
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!
I try to be positive-- but clearly . . . more
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September 13, 2007 10:39 PM EDT --
Here I am plugging content out of the goodness of my heart.... For my connections if you haven't been reading the chive, you should be. Funny stuff dudes.
The Chive
Serously, . . . more
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