Tag: goats
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March 06, 2007 08:12 PM EST --
Yesterday I ran into a guy I used to know. Actually, I still knew him, but I'd sort of severed ties. He'd said something nasty about my mama and I'd cut his tie off.
I guess I severed tie. . . . more
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February 28, 2007 02:12 PM EST --
Okay a god of gather. Sheesh.
Anyway, I've had it with blonde jokes and I'm taking action. Don't women have a hard enough time getting any respect for their intelligence? What kind of god . . . more
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March 09, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
I did a little shopping today. Nothing exciting, just some food. But it turned into the high point of my day so far!
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I walked up to the checkout and a lane was empty!
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I said to the checkout person, . . . more
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March 10, 2007 04:19 PM EST --
Two score and seven months ago gather's founders brought forth on
this internet a new website, conceived in profit and dedicated to the
proposition that all texts are there for the taking.
The quality . . . more
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March 12, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
I've watched many of my gather close friends and lovers post lists of interesting things about them, and have pounded my brain to a pulp trying to come up with anything worthy of being on any of those . . . more
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August 31, 2007 02:49 PM EDT --
Fiddle some for me.
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December 31, 2007 10:20 AM EST --
In 2008 I will:
Sleep more.
Eat more but weigh less.
Develop at least one new bad habit.
Sell my novel for mid six figures.
Be loved deeply by many for myself in spite of who . . . more
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January 11, 2008 11:10 PM EST --
As most of you know, I have been trying to decide what sort of lawnmower to purchase.
There has been a groundswell of support from the goat faction. (I've been watching election coverage, . . . more
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August 21, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
On our way to Asheville this summer, we saw the most amazing thing while driving down the highway! We weren't able to stop, but we were sure to stop when we were returning home. Enjoy . . . more
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March 20, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
testing to see if there's a problem with posting
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September 12, 2007 04:47 PM EDT --
Let's have fun with this pic. What should be the caption on this photo?
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December 12, 2006 11:52 AM EST --
Yesterday I'm working on a really boring project - so boring I can't bring myself to describe it - when my in-box makes its in-box noise and hope begins to glow in my soul. Maybe this message will . . . more
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January 03, 2008 10:58 PM EST --
Hollywood has sequels and now so do I. A couple days ago, I wrote an article about how I was hoping to buy a lawn mower with my Home Depot cards. I was amazed at how many comments I got in . . . more
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January 23, 2008 04:01 PM EST --
I've been reading scripture lately and getting jealous. What kind of a religion doesn't have scripture? So, since none of my believers seems to be inspired to write it (I admit, this may be my . . . more
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February 18, 2008 04:48 PM EST --
Disclaimer: no squaring of circles takes place in this article. If you feel you were misled and that this inconvenienced you to a litigious degree, contact our attorneys.
Which one are you? . . . more
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April 07, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
A front page headline in today's New York Times, above an article about foreign corporations buying American factories, read:
When Foreigners by the Factory
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August 31, 2007 02:45 PM EDT --
Had to!
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July 23, 2007 08:05 PM EDT --
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Enjoying what I'm doing.
What is your greatest fear?
There's a bunch of competitors running neck and neck.
What historical figure do you most identify . . . more
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August 31, 2007 01:56 PM EDT --
Hey, you get the longest title.
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August 31, 2007 01:58 PM EDT --
Accordions rule!
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