Tag: giggle
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August 31, 2008 09:30 AM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to
visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her
bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't . . . more
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October 06, 2006 10:21 AM EDT --
A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the
Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk . . . more
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April 05, 2008 01:31 PM EDT --
Cute email that was sitting in my email box this morning....
Home remedies.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto!
The . . . more
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June 19, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
How true is this joke? .. I could not stop laughing when I read it .. LOL
HOW TO GIVE A PILL TO A CAT AND A DOG
INSTRUCTIONS FOR A CAT:
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left . . . more
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November 09, 2006 06:01 PM EST --
Pine cones tumble round
The earth like frolicking romps.
Wind blows cones briskly
Causing them to tickle earth's
Surface and make her giggle!
Barbra . . . more
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August 05, 2007 06:52 PM EDT --
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 . . . more
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April 16, 2006 10:18 PM EDT --
happiness isn't money
like polar bears all wear flares
and just like we all trust,
that our rulers must
be troubled about our cares
happiness isn't money
like a feast isn't made of food,
and . . . more
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September 28, 2006 11:02 AM EDT --
Confession
Forgive me father for I have sinned,
I forgot to empty the kitchen bins,
I left the fresh milk out all night,
And performed a wheelie on my bike,
I swore three times whilst in church,
And . . . more
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May 30, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Be sure to join a new group on Gather. Nothing serious, nothing to make you think, just a fun little question and conversation starter for the day. Join us. http://daystarter.gather.com/
You've . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:01 PM EDT --
My son came home from school today with some jokes and so I thought I would share them with you. He's only 8 so bare with me here.
Enjoy!!!
What's a fruit mixed up with an apple and a strawberry? . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:13 PM EDT --
THIS IS AN EMAIL FORWARD!!!!
_________________________
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. . . . more
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April 15, 2006 09:56 PM EDT --
two Bushes are a shrubbery,
and since both have proved quite rubbery,
this presidency,
is known to be,
the second most rubbery shrubbery.
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April 16, 2006 07:13 PM EDT --
like a penguin
watching the mighty Titanic
I will celebrate disaster avoided!
I must not let the shiny nylon underpants of despair
ride up the cleft my urbane discomfort
Oh Aileen,
you . . . more
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June 21, 2007 01:45 PM EDT --
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," . . . more
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May 14, 2006 05:10 AM EDT --
Just suppose that after the events of 9/11 George Bush had done nothing?
Nothing at all.
Would America be in better shape now?
What has been the result of America's actions since the attack? . . . more
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September 25, 2006 09:15 PM EDT --
"Let's by all means grieve together. But let's not be stupid together."
Susan Sontag within a few days of 9/11
Why are our politicians running scared when it comes to the topic . . . more
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January 26, 2007 08:33 PM EST --
America was under attack!
So President Truthiness instantly launched . . . more
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September 18, 2007 04:00 AM EDT --
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A.A. Milne- creator of Winnie The Pooh
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March 08, 2008 07:32 AM EST --
Giggles, chuckles or
full-throated laughter
not a miss in a week
often thought after !
No fall from the sky
to say why ...........
You fall into . . . more
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August 21, 2006 04:51 AM EDT --
type the word "failure" into Google and see what happens...
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