Tag: gather gnome
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September 18, 2006 03:33 PM EDT --
Our first Gather Gnome Contest
Can you guess the Gather Gnome's Age?
Is our intrepid gnome
A) 200 years old
B) 225
C) 279
D) None of the above
For a clue, read the latest installment of the . . .
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October 12, 2006 03:00 PM EDT --
This is the continuing story of Inkvon, the Gather Gnome. To enjoy all the fun, subscribe to the group Gather Gnome Adventures.
I thought I'd be happy to be discharged . . .
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October 20, 2006 12:32 PM EDT --
No Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. I'm so jetlagged and disoriented I don't care if Merlin and Coco or any other killer cat catches me. A nice man at the airport arranged a . . .
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November 05, 2006 05:53 PM EST --
This is the continuing adventures of Inkvon the Gather Gnome.
"You call this Chinese food?" I yelled at my snaggle-toothed jailer. Where's the chow mein, the kung . . .
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October 02, 2007 03:14 PM EDT --
The Gather gremlins gobbled up my first version. Here's another go. Merlin wrote it. I can't vouch for his writing skills. Of course he didn't save it and so it won't be quite as good . . .
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November 25, 2006 03:00 PM EST --
I am the biggest fool in the world. I wish I could pull my cap over my face and disappear but I can’t so instead I’ll . . .
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December 06, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
Gather Gnome Adventures presents the amusing extraordinary adventures of an ordinary garden gnome.
It’s not everyday you meet a talking snake. The sight of his bared . . .
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December 08, 2006 10:32 AM EST --
The snake flicked his tongue and smiled. “Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards.”
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October 08, 2006 02:02 PM EDT --
This is a special edition of the continuing story of the Gather Gnome. For the whole story go to Gather Gnome Adventures.
Something clicked. Somewhere in the Siberia of my brain, . . .
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October 15, 2006 05:13 PM EDT --
"Why are you hiding in the bushes?" Bruce said, checking his reflection in his mirrored sunglasses.
"Am I ever glad to see you. The cats, Merlin and Coco are here." . . .
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October 29, 2006 01:31 PM EST --
"Pssst, my friend, you want Rolex? I give good price."
To my utter astonishment, I saw a wee Chinese gnome peek out from the bushes. Could it be? My long lost . . .
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November 20, 2006 10:10 PM EST --
I feel as if I'm walking on water. Oops, wrong metaphor. That was Jesus. What I mean to say is, I feel excited, thrilled to my toes. You might . . .
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September 23, 2006 11:59 PM EDT --
the gather gnome has had many adventures in his travels lately, but not so much good food, i think, or Real Friends.
here's a meal of some fresh mushrooms. if he comes to michigan, we . . .
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December 14, 2006 07:35 PM EST --
I woke up in a musty smelling cave covered in dirt. My mouth felt full of dry cotton and my head ached. What in Thor’s name was in that . . .
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September 19, 2006 11:54 AM EDT --
This is the continuing daily saga of the Gather Gnome. To avoid filling up everyone's mailboxes I rotate which group gets this.
If you don't want to miss an episode, join the group Gather . . .
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September 21, 2006 03:21 PM EDT --
The Gather Gnome's Famous Guacamole
Read all about the Gather Gnome at the group Gather Gnome Adventures
Scoop out the contents of two large ripe avocados. To test for ripeness . . .
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September 23, 2006 02:39 PM EDT --
"What the @#%*&^!." Bruce, my limo driver let out a volanic stream of expletives, too searing for you, my dear reader's ears. A large bird with a yellow beak . . .
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September 24, 2006 01:10 PM EDT --
Hola mi amigos!
Today our intrepid Gather Gnome is taking Spanish lessons or maybe having a siesta. In any case, this allows members to catch up reading about his adventures. Gather Gnome . . .
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September 25, 2006 02:26 PM EDT --
Bruce read the the words as if auditioning for the greatest role in his life. "Paz, amor y alegria para todos qui entren aqui." His muscular torso puffed with pride, "It . . .
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October 08, 2006 12:54 PM EDT --
The Gather Gnome, the hero of the continuing story Gather Gnome Adventures needed a new name. Some gnomelicious names were submitted such as Lorac, Roscoe, Snorii, G.G., Rheinhold, Erasmus and Elron but . . .
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