Tag: funny sayings
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November 13, 2008 09:24 PM EST --
Hello All,
I am doing the best to comment as much as possible tonight, but I am not feeling well. I got a cold from my son, who was sick last weekend. Go figure, Mommy got it worse. . . .
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November 10, 2008 08:35 PM EST --
Hi Moms and Dads!
Today we were driving to the babysitters and my son looked at me and said, "Mom. I don't want to be 2 anymore. I'm gonna be 3 now, alright?" I . . .
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June 01, 2009 09:29 AM EDT --
Just a little saying my Hubby used to use when something happened that we couldn't change. I always had to laugh, whenever he said it and now I say it too, lol.
That's just the way . . .
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September 16, 2009 09:59 AM EDT --
At least according to a 4 year old it does!
My 4 year old fell on the way taking my daughter to her bus stop. he fell face first and now has a huge bump on his head.
Well his twin brother wanted . . .
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September 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT --
The cabin that we rented in Pigeon Forge had a lot of little decorations around, and cute little touches. One of the things there were a lot of were clever little plaques, mostly in the bathroom . . .
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November 12, 2008 07:25 AM EST --
Sayings
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian (mother of Jimmy) Carter
I had a rose . . .
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March 08, 2008 06:29 AM EST --
Funny Sayings Joke #1:
(Contributed by anonymous)
W hy the third hand on the watch is called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, . . .
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February 25, 2009 11:26 PM EST --
List your favorite quotes from movies. List as many as you want! :-)
I'll go first.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else . . .
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January 10, 2008 12:02 PM EST --
The innocence of children...
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
Summer evening when a woman in the convertible
Ahead . . .
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February 25, 2009 10:39 PM EST --
When two of my daughters were little (5 and 6) they often misquoted sayings in the movies they watched. One of the movies was Toy Story. There's a part in the movie where Woody says to . . .
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November 13, 2008 06:24 PM EST --
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I . . .
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November 05, 2009 05:52 AM EST --
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
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November 05, 2009 10:48 PM EST --
Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
Paris dress shop: . . .
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January 27, 2007 06:29 PM EST --
I love the way kids think. I got this in my e-mail
I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5
I hear angels all the time in my dreams. And I'm sticking with that . . .
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November 24, 2007 05:18 PM EST --
From the mind that brought you "JEANZ KRAZY KAPSHUNS" and "KRAZY KAPSHUNS FOR ADULTZ ONLY!", another silly, crazy, fun, creative Gather Group: "Make Yer Own Funny Tee!" . . .
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January 30, 2008 06:50 PM EST --
I've been asked by several members (and would-be members) of our Gather Group "Make Yer Own Funny Tee!" ( http://makyrownfunytee.gather.com ) how they can make their . . .
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November 25, 2007 11:24 AM EST --
Yessiree, Bob! There are now FIVE (count 'em FIVE!) different colors of blank tee-shirt templates to choose from over at "Make Yer Own Funny Tee!" (makyrownfunytee.gather.com) so that . . .
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