Tag: funny
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October 11, 2008 11:00 AM EDT --
The Perfect Marriage
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October 10, 2008 09:27 PM EDT --
I have posted alot of lists I have recieved in email and decided it was time to write my own. Hopefully you will get a chuckle out of them and not think they are lame. If they are, feel . . . more
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October 13, 2008 09:48 AM EDT --
"If you don't read the newspaper
you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are
misinformed."
Mark Twain
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October 08, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
Spanish computers - Have fun with this one Ladies!
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine . . . more
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September 30, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never . . . more
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October 07, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a non-smoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . . more
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October 11, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted . . . more
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . . more
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . . more
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . . more
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October 08, 2008 05:46 PM EDT --
Last night we were sitting around as a family and Ryan my 4 year old says:
"I dont like Eriks name being erik, I want to rename him",
okay we said, what should we call him,
And . . . more
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September 30, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
I usually don't do this, but I'm actually doing an article so I can share this website because I think it's hysterical.
The Goddess knows, I needed some laughs and I know many of you do . . . more
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January 24, 2008 11:09 AM EST --
These seemed good to me when I read them in my email.
Once I heard a radio commercial that said: "What would it be like to lose an entire hemisphere of your . . . more
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October 12, 2008 06:55 PM EDT --
I do! Deperate Housewifes, it is on tonight. It has drama, comedy, and you never know what is going to happen next! Oh and the "S' Word, the 3 letter one. Even murder!
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November 06, 2007 10:54 AM EST --
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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April 19, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I go to Central Park on my lunch hour. I love to feed the birds and watch the children play. Sitting next to a nanny with two young charges happily babbling to one another I thought . . . more
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