Tag: funny
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September 02, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate technology sometimes? I have had a "big day" today, since I went to get my money from the bank and then went shopping at Meijer. Admittedly, . . . more
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . . more
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . . more
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . . more
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November 06, 2007 10:54 AM EST --
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
. . . more
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April 19, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I go to Central Park on my lunch hour. I love to feed the birds and watch the children play. Sitting next to a nanny with two young charges happily babbling to one another I thought . . . more
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:11 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A man walked by and asked what she was doing. "I'm supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said the blonde, "but . . . more
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . . more
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July 22, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
I thought this little joke was worth sharing. Hope you enjoy it!
Spell the Magic Word
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for . . . more
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August 04, 2008 01:10 PM EDT --
I guess this counts as a dabble, or a chance to try to think on paper. I have been working hard on a research paper this weekend. I finally got it turned in this morning, an hour or so late. . . . more
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September 05, 2008 03:22 AM EDT --
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When I found this image on Photobucket,
I just HAD to share it.
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I SOOOOOOO AGREE.
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Good . . . more
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December 18, 2007 12:50 PM EST --
J
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:58 PM EDT --
I heard this joke on the radio the other day while driving and I couldn't stop to write it down, so I am going to attempt to retell this as I remember it going.
Two ladies, Hilda and Bessie, were . . . more
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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March 18, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
This evening Kevin decided to take a nap. The house was rather quiet. The boys were home. 14's possible girlfriend stopped by and she dropped off some cookes she'd made for him. I say possible . . . more
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May 29, 2007 01:53 PM EDT --
What is everyone's most embarrassing moment?! Don't be shy!
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . . more
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September 26, 2007 03:57 AM EDT --
I got this in my email and had to post it because I am so guilty of doing this to my poor hubby!
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? . . .'Hold my purse.'" . . . more
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