Tag: funny
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . . more
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July 22, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
I thought this little joke was worth sharing. Hope you enjoy it!
Spell the Magic Word
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for . . . more
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September 02, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate technology sometimes? I have had a "big day" today, since I went to get my money from the bank and then went shopping at Meijer. Admittedly, . . . more
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . . more
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . . more
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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August 26, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
Can you cry under water?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for . . . more
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . . more
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . . more
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June 23, 2008 06:15 AM EDT --
Cow make milk......so if brown cows make choclate milk ......What do Black and white cows make???????? " OREO COOKIES"!!!! My . . . more
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August 25, 2008 03:07 PM EDT --
Have Herpes? This Is Funny!!
http://www.cracked.com/video_16581_greatest-medication-side-effect-ever.html
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September 05, 2008 03:22 AM EDT --
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When I found this image on Photobucket,
I just HAD to share it.
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I SOOOOOOO AGREE.
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Good . . . more
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August 26, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
SO I was on my way to work and I take the train to work becuase it's way cheaper than driving. LIke almost any other day I was pretty late getting there . I was wearing a skirt and . . . more
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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April 20, 2008 08:26 PM EDT --
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases . . . more
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June 27, 2008 08:20 AM EDT --
Crocodile Tears in your Beer: Aussie barflies get visit from baby croc
Those of us who grew up watching professional wrestling had, at one point or another, to come to terms with the fact that . . . more
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November 06, 2007 10:54 AM EST --
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
. . . more
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April 19, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I go to Central Park on my lunch hour. I love to feed the birds and watch the children play. Sitting next to a nanny with two young charges happily babbling to one another I thought . . . more
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . . more
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