Tag: funny
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October 08, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
Spanish computers - Have fun with this one Ladies!
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . . more
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September 30, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
I usually don't do this, but I'm actually doing an article so I can share this website because I think it's hysterical.
The Goddess knows, I needed some laughs and I know many of you do . . . more
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October 09, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
I don't . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
. . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Russian: Ya Lublu tbya
6. Thai: . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:31 PM EDT --
9 Things People Do that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
A new opening phrase when seeing someone: 'Got lights yet?'
Coffee, frozen pizza and even rice can be grilled on a BBQ grill.
Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the . . . more
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October 09, 2008 01:20 AM EDT --
I got stopped for speeding yesterday and I thought that I could talk my way out of a ticket like most women do, until the cop looked at my dog in the back seat! Scroll down… . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
. . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . . more
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October 08, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you . . . more
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . . more
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . . more
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
Little Ones Baby lotion... keep away from children
Fetish Body Mist... not for intimate hygiene
Dial Soap... Directions: use like regular soap
. . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
Komatsu floodlight... this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire extinguisher... caution: non-flammable
Earplugs... these . . . more
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . . more
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