Tag: funny
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November 20, 2009 08:04 AM EST --
A judge asked a defendant to please stand.
“You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.”
From out in the audience a man shouted, “Lying bastard!” . . .
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November 20, 2009 06:20 AM EST --
Recently a big quantity of new words appeared in the sphere of Global Network. The present day we have an opportunity not just seek after facts but moreover search for new acquaintances via of Inet. At . . .
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November 20, 2009 11:36 AM EST --
My sister-in-law took my mother to the doctor. While my sister-in-law paid, my mother said she'd wait outside, but when my sister-in-law went to look for her she was gone. Just as she was . . .
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November 20, 2009 10:49 AM EST --
What will worry us now? Is it that Kelloggs announced it is having problems with their plants and will have to shut down production or the too much water story and pumpkins in short supply. . . .
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November 20, 2009 09:23 AM EST --
Photo of Hospital sign by Chester Higgins Jr. New York Times. I thought this could been seen as a touch of irony in these da ys of health care woes.
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November 19, 2009 09:45 PM EST --
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all round the globe
Not a creature was stirring, not even a microbe,
The stockings were hung on the mailbox with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas would . . .
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February 10, 2009 11:00 AM EST --
You know you're in Texas when... (these are real!)
It is the mid of winter and the AC is running
Mosquitos are biting at Christmas
Every other block there is either a BBQ restaurant, . . .
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November 20, 2009 08:59 AM EST --
I've been working since I was fifteen. I've had part-time jobs, summer jobs, "temp" jobs, and full-time jobs, and worked as an independent contractor... in the fields of retail, food service, manufacturing, . . .
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November 20, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
It is Absurtity Day.....
so I have two more jokes to share from out of the Northeastern camp of Scottee..... these are a tad bit funny, too..... . . .
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November 17, 2009 11:50 AM EST --
As mom and I were looking at shoes on November 7 th , I happened to notice something weird on the wall above the men’s boots on the back wall. It took me completely by surprise! I started laughing . . .
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November 18, 2009 11:27 PM EST --
http://www.sporcle.com/games/common_english_words.php This game gives you twelve minutes to name as many of the 100 most common words in the (American) English language. I made it to 46. I think . . .
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October 14, 2008 11:32 AM EDT --
Someone on Gather suggested that I do a series called altered photos. What is that, you say? Well that’s where I take photos and change them from what they really are. If you look at . . .
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November 18, 2009 09:07 AM EST --
Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy...
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah . . .
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . .
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . .
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November 16, 2008 09:43 AM EST --
Don't Mess with Pizza Hut
A former employee of a Pizza Hut tried to extort $500 for five car roof signs that he took while he worked there. You know, the kind the pizza guy (or gal) puts . . .
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November 30, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire . . .
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December 08, 2008 07:00 AM EST --
Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. . . .
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November 19, 2009 09:51 AM EST --
I often times feel like I have nothing to write about or anything to say. Thus I started messing around with Mystery Google just to find what I could find. (how it works is it . . .
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November 19, 2009 12:09 PM EST --
My Guy will not watch this show (or hasn't), but it is so stupid it is funny!!
If one needs some unpolitical correct humor, this seams to be it!
Are there people really like this out there?? mmmmmmm . . .
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