Tag: funny
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November 07, 2009 04:37 PM EST --
The Spawn of Rosie the Robot
Farming is such a friendless, lonely task .
It’s a robot and women are STILL making the coffee .
Make one whose face looks like melted candle wax and . . .
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November 06, 2009 10:47 AM EST --
What name would you put on the back of your fishing boat?
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February 10, 2009 11:00 AM EST --
You know you're in Texas when... (these are real!)
It is the mid of winter and the AC is running
Mosquitos are biting at Christmas
Every other block there is either a BBQ restaurant, . . .
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November 06, 2009 08:54 PM EST --
This new comedy series has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Not just because Ed O'Neil is on here. The characters that are portrayed are amazing. Please tell . . .
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November 06, 2009 10:16 AM EST --
I think we all need a little bit of humor in our day. It helps us keep a good attitude, and it keeps us young. Here's some great celebrity quotes that you just might get a kick out of:
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November 06, 2009 07:52 PM EST --
Random Thoughts for the Day:(I do not usually share forwarded stuff, but this struck me as funny)
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear . . .
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October 14, 2008 11:32 AM EDT --
Someone on Gather suggested that I do a series called altered photos. What is that, you say? Well that’s where I take photos and change them from what they really are. If you look at . . .
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November 18, 2007 01:12 PM EST --
I was sent this by a friend earlier today and I just had to pass it on xx
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for His wife.
He is shown . . .
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May 05, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
got this in an e-mail LOL :)
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old . . .
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November 16, 2008 09:43 AM EST --
Don't Mess with Pizza Hut
A former employee of a Pizza Hut tried to extort $500 for five car roof signs that he took while he worked there. You know, the kind the pizza guy (or gal) puts . . .
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November 30, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire . . .
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December 08, 2008 07:00 AM EST --
Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. . . .
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November 07, 2009 02:23 AM EST --
Joke for the day
There were 3 men lost and caught by the cannibals in a island.The 3 men said to the master of the cannibals," What can we do so you will let us go?"
The master said "Bring me 3 different . . .
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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April 19, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I go to Central Park on my lunch hour. I love to feed the birds and watch the children play. Sitting next to a nanny with two young charges happily babbling to one another I thought . . .
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . .
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . .
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July 22, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
I thought this little joke was worth sharing. Hope you enjoy it!
Spell the Magic Word
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for . . .
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September 02, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate technology sometimes? I have had a "big day" today, since I went to get my money from the bank and then went shopping at Meijer. Admittedly, . . .
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February 13, 2009 02:25 PM EST --
Okay, I honestly can't decide if this is a joke or not. If it is real, it is a sad (but funny) commentary on human stupidity. If it isn't real, then it's just funny.
Ferret found wandering . . .
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