http://symmulacra.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by BONGO MIRROR en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:48:03 GMT 2010-01-05T06:48:03Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977216592 For a while, I thought that I'd gather suicide simultaneously with Joanne. Unfortunately, some life scheduling is preventing that. I'm about to go off grid for a little while so it is like I'm . . . Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:43:13 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977216592 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-31T17:43:13Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977212035 Some years ago, some people thought some thoughts aboutgravity. Some of those people thought thoughts that could be expressedprecisely. I've heard the names of some of those people. You probably have . . . Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:34:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977212035 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-24T19:34:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977210654 Dateline: Right now If you're reading my stuff on RSS, your right now is late. Atleast that's what I've found with my RSS. It is slow like a turtle. Hmm. I'velooked at turtles. They . . . Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:59:05 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977210654 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-22T18:59:05Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977210534 Dateline: Saturday before Sunrise My sweetie said, "It is time to get up." I mumbled. My sweetie repeated her statement. I got up. I said, "I'm not clear on why I have . . . Sat, 22 Dec 2007 15:57:36 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977210534 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-22T15:57:36Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977209908 I came here today after not coming here for a while. I looked at what I'd written recently to see if there were comments and I noticed that my previous posts were on the 14th and the 7th of this month! . . . Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:03:43 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977209908 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-21T19:03:43Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203670 Before leaving my house this morning, I read an article by Wurdz. It made me think about this on my way to work this morning. I think that throughout all of history death rates in cities . . . Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:45:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203670 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-14T16:45:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203343 Quite recently [ not really that recently as of this reposting ], David Rochester wrote an article entitled " Men Suck ." This is a fine article and I encourage you all to read it, rate it, . . . Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:20:53 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203343 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-14T08:20:53Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203336 Preamble There's enough time left for me to make a $10 gift card before my Gather suicide. So, I want more points. I'm still lazy so I'm not going to write a whole bunch . . . Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:51:58 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977203336 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-14T07:51:58Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977197500 Thanks. I have enough points now. Thanks. I'm done! Woooie! Thank you thank you thank you! I have one final message: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!     Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:19:40 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977197500 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-07T23:19:40Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977197082 This is not a meme. I want seven points.   Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:02:34 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977197082 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-07T15:02:34Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977195994 I want some more points. I am having a busy week and don't have time to write anything. So, I've used a service online to write four paragraphs for me. This is a wonderful service. You can find . . . Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:38:55 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977195994 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-06T13:38:55Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977194883 I mean the bathroom renovation in my house; the one going on right now. It is taking forever. It will keep taking forever. I no longer want my two front teeth for Christmas. I want my shower with the . . . Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:27:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977194883 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-05T13:27:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977192103 No. As it happens, I'm not Christian. I'm not single either. I'm tired of seeing that stupid advertisement too. One of the things that people sometimes tell me is good about churches . . . Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:01:10 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977192103 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-02T06:01:10Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977191686 Dateline: Always It has come to this reporter's attention that many humans have sex on a regular basis. This is scandalous. They're doing it with their spouses. They do it with friends. . . . Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:51:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977191686 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-01T17:51:37Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977191146 Moments ago, I had a religious experience. I was here on gather messing about. I read article after article and comment spammed them with: "I am happy too. My new shower head is installed. The . . . Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:41:07 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977191146 BONGO MIRROR 2007-12-01T00:41:07Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977190877 I don't really have an article. The title just popped into my mind and made me laugh. So, I'm sharing. That's the way things are here. People share. People thank people for sharing. Gotta . . . Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:27:41 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977190877 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-30T19:27:41Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977190397 There's no prize. You just guess. I won't announce who is closest because that could get me more points and make my announcement false. I'm not over yet though so I'd like to encourage . . . Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:45:04 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977190397 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-30T03:45:04Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977189781 I haven't been very active here for quite some time. Since I'm planning on Gather suicide (see this and associated other articles for more information) at the end of December and I want my disappearance . . . Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:51:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977189781 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-29T15:51:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977188734 There has been a whole lot of furor over the coming release of The Golden Compass as a movie by people who haven't read the book or its sequels. As someone who has read the books, it seems important . . . Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:42:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977188734 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-28T13:42:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977187815 I'm playing a game. I'm reposting something I posted a year ago. Tomorrow, I'm going to repost something new. My game tomorrow will be to post something that I think some people will find . . . Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:35:06 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977187815 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-27T14:35:06Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977179086 My dear and lovely friend here on gather published this article in which she observed that god has produced ten comments in a minute. I took that as a challange and have on that very article produced . . . Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:50:04 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977179086 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-16T17:50:04Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977172071 Dateline: Ongoing This intrepid reporter has uncovered a most disgusting conspiracy. Crazed environmentalists are getting desperate for allies. Although various corporate groups have joined the cause, . . . Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:43:03 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977172071 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-09T13:43:03Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977171264 There has been much debate about the sexiness of feet and painted toenails. Me, I don't really go much for feet. I know there are people who do. They go for them in a fetishistic manner. That's . . . Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:41:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977171264 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-08T15:41:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977169463 Load this article. Rate it 10. Leave a commnet. Repeat until you can't stand it: Sign out of gather. Clear your cookies.  Sign back into gather. Load this article. Leave a . . . Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:39:39 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977169463 BONGO MIRROR 2007-11-06T20:39:39Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977163244 How about "Goo snot gnu", as in "Goo's notg nu"? or "Gee, not now" or "Gosh, nice nipples" or "Get Numb Now!" . . . Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:44:10 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977163244 BONGO MIRROR 2007-10-31T12:44:10Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977162631 Dateline: In email with my internet girlfriend just a little while ago. The famed news network GNN Executive Privy Council observed that GNN stand's for God's New Nob. When asked, nobody . . . Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:17:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977162631 BONGO MIRROR 2007-10-30T20:17:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977144403 BONGO has been watching his behavoir over the past several months and noticed that he doesn't come to Gather very often. Using an advanced technique called introspection, he's observed that that . . . Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:17:45 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977144403 BONGO MIRROR 2007-10-11T17:17:45Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977138229 I had a cold for the last week and a bit. It came with the usual symptoms. My nose produced copious quantities of gross goo. I filled handkerchiefs. I emptied my nose in the shower. I'm a bit glad . . . Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:52:40 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977138229 BONGO MIRROR 2007-10-05T14:52:40Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977129878 I'm introducing a new kind of game. You don't play it by leaving comments for me though you are welcome to do that. You play it by following the instructions in the title of this post. That is, . . . Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:19:29 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977129878 BONGO MIRROR 2007-09-27T18:19:29Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977123796 In my youth, when I woke up feeling the way I feel now, I counted myself as lucky. It meant that I'd had some beer the night before. It meant I'd had quite a few beer but hadn't become inspired . . . Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:54:39 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977123796 BONGO MIRROR 2007-09-21T12:54:39Z