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    <title>Gather: Articles by Ellen M.</title>
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    <description>Recent Articles on Gather by Ellen M.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 13:51:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Name Game</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977072943</link>
      <description>Each person post names in alphabetical A to Z. one name per post play as much as you like.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:29:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-08-01T15:29:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Big Thank you To Ernie(the logo maker) Johnson</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977022074</link>
      <description>Thank you for making a logo for my group. You are one of the reasons Gather is a great place to be.

In all the negative things that i have been reading about trolls, and people wanting to leave lately. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:22:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-06-06T18:22:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Caught Sleeping At Work (joke)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977020522</link>
      <description>funny e-mail

 These are responses you may use when caught sleeping on the job:

&amp;quot;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:27:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977020522</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-06-05T06:27:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Retail Experience (Joke)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977019596</link>
      <description>Retail Experience

Rossi was the manager of an upscale men's wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role.

Rossi looks at Abe's resume . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:02:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977019596</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-06-04T07:02:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Joke</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977018636</link>
      <description>Funny e-mail

 

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, &amp;quot;What do you think you . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:17:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977018636</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-06-03T06:17:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Tagged by TAB B. 10 Reasons Why I Love Gather</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977017613</link>
      <description>Here is my list:

 

1 The People...I really like the people here no one is alike they have thier own points of view which makes it interesting to me. The gather evening conversations  with . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:16:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977017613</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-06-01T23:16:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Your Favorite Food (Game)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977015457</link>
      <description> 

List you favorite foods play as much as you want.

I will start with cheese cake.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 05:25:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977015457</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-31T05:25:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Tubbles Butler (poetry play on words)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977015344</link>
      <description> 

A tub of butter mixes better than a tube of butter.

Uttered the Butler while munching on a nutter butter

peanut butter cookie.

Tubular cake made of buttered  rum was mixed in a tub.

Butlers . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 03:34:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977015344</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-31T03:34:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>P's Please (game)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977013740</link>
      <description>Post any word that begins with the letter P.

I will start with POST</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 22:30:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977013740</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-29T22:30:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Breezy (Haiku)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977009782</link>
      <description>This is my first attempt at this kind of poem. Critics welcome

 

The wind blows easily,

The air comforts my skin

like a feather

 

By Ellen M</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 04:54:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977009782</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-27T04:54:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Group Invites?</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977009525</link>
      <description>Is anyone having problems with group  invites that are not showing up ?

I have several group invites that are not even there and i cant even delete the request let alone see the group.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 01:32:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-26T01:32:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Counterfeiter (joke)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977006373</link>
      <description>Counterfeiter

A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town with a single general . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 19:33:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-22T19:33:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Test Your Eyes (e-mail)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977006363</link>
      <description>Test Your Eyes



Can u find the B(there are 2B's)? DON&amp;quot;T skip or ur wish wont come
true...


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 19:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-22T19:18:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Two Elderly People Joke</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977005587</link>
      <description>Two Elderly People

This is the story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Now, one evening there was . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 18:39:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977005587</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-21T18:39:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Lone Star (week #6 TAR)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977004486</link>
      <description> 

Texas the lone star state.

Singers in Austin kick start

thier guitars.

 

Walking from bar to bar,

trying to become a superstar.

Some of them have starchy voices.

 

&amp;quot;Restart . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 00:59:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977004486</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-20T00:59:48Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Facelift Joke</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003778</link>
      <description>My husband told me this joke

 

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for a face lift.

I haven't seen him since.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 23:05:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003778</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-18T23:05:17Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Funny Joke</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003686</link>
      <description> 

 This made me laugh funny e-mail

 

A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says, &amp;quot;That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen.&amp;quot;

The woman goes to the rear . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 20:35:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-18T20:35:54Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Ellens ell poem</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003611</link>
      <description>Hello, I'm new to this group.

My name is Ellen, but I'm

not to good at spelling.

 

Well sometimes I'm just yelling,

there is always spellcheck.

 

I always use it what the
 . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 19:57:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003611</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-18T19:57:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Kids Say Funny Things</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977003096</link>
      <description>sent to me in an e-mail


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 04:07:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-18T04:07:10Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Chocolate Cherry Ricotta</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977002032</link>
      <description>1 pound whole milk ricotta cheese

1/2 cup sugar

8 candied cherries chopped

1/4 cup sliced almonds

1/4 tsp almond extract

3 ounces of semi sweet chocolate, shaved

 

Combine everything in a blender, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 00:03:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977002032</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-17T00:03:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Plan</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001971</link>
      <description>I got this in an e-mail .

 

The Plan...

One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, &amp;quot;Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Then why are you . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 22:37:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001971</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-16T22:37:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Army Recruiting Tactics</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001775</link>
      <description>This morning My husband and I were walking around the track on  the Base.

I saw a small group of soldiers doing PT. They were so young, I thought

one of them could even be my daughter.

I remembered . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 18:59:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001775</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-16T18:59:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Short and Funny</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001413</link>
      <description> 

 I got these in my e-mail I though I would share them.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

------------------------------------------------- 

 

 

 

Frustration is . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 06:03:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001413</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-16T06:03:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Herb Baked Fish</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001233</link>
      <description>I love baked fish, two of my favorites are rainbow trout and whiting. This is a recipe my mother use to use to bake whiting. Its healthy and lite.

 

1/4 pound butter

1/4 tsp garlic powder . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 23:55:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977001233</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-15T23:55:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Mothers Day in New Mexico</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976999673</link>
      <description>I had a great Mothers day, we went to Cloud Croft New Mexico. Its about 85 mile from where I live

 in El Paso Texas.

My husband knows how much I love the mountains and most of all the trees.

The . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 02:47:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976999673</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-14T02:47:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Herbed Tomatoes</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976998921</link>
      <description>This is a very  simple dish,its  also very healthy. I fix this when im short on time. 

 

 

Two large sliced tomatoes

1/2 tsp crushed oregano

salt and pepper to taste . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 21:29:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976998921</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-12T21:29:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Points</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976996668</link>
      <description>What is the best way to make points?  I love  Gather as a place to read articles and meet new people but I would like to earn points too.  Also when I read articles and post . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 21:02:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976996668</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-09T21:02:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Kids in school</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976995924</link>
      <description>sent to me in an e-mail


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 23:08:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976995924</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-08T23:08:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Plan</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976994831</link>
      <description>I got this in an e-mail ....I just shuck my head....lol

 

The Plan...

One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, &amp;quot;Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.&amp;quot; . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 05:32:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976994831</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-08T05:32:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Easy Cucumber Salad</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976970075</link>
      <description>Great on a worm day.

 

4 cucumbers

1 Tbs salt

1/4 cup sugar

1/3 cup  white vinegar

1  cup of water

1 1/2  mashed garlic

 

Mix your salt, sugar, vinegar,water, and garlic  . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:45:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474976970075</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ellen M.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-04-27T21:45:20Z</dc:date>
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