http://rah1964.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by ron h. en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:48:25 GMT 2009-12-31T04:48:25Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977955416 As I sit here all alone I ponder on memories and feel like a clone I am not like I used to be memory,eyesight and hair all changing as the years go by surely everyone can see things I used to know . . . Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:55:09 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977955416 ron h. 2009-12-20T09:55:09Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947634 A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and waving a pistol. He shouts, "This is a bank robbery, everyone get on the floor!" And he proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he rushes towards the . . . Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:04:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947634 ron h. 2009-12-15T07:04:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947569 Here is one way you c an tell!  LMAO               Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:18:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947569 ron h. 2009-12-15T06:18:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947543 My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't . . . Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:33:16 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977947543 ron h. 2009-12-15T05:33:16Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977943474                       My two lesbian Neighbors , . . . Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:16:42 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977943474 ron h. 2009-12-12T04:16:42Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936193 this video will show a butterfly destroyed my house LOL http://us.f599.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?clean=0&fid=JOKES&mid=1_78705_ALsMDUwAAPFoSczZ9gPVviblzoE&pid=2&tnef=&prefFilename=HOW_A_BUTTERFLY_DESTROYED_M.wmv&redirectURL=http%3A%2F%2Fus.mc599.mail.yahoo.com%2Fmc%2FshowMessage%3Fcmd%3Ddownload.failure%26fid%3DJOKES%26mid%3D1_78705_ALsMDUwAAPFoSczZ9gPVviblzoE%26pid%3D2%26tnef%3D%26prefFilename%3DHOW_A_BUTTERFLY_DESTROYED_M.wmv&view=none&cb=parent.attachmentFail . . . Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:51:14 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936193 ron h. 2009-12-08T02:51:14Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936174 > A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver > a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver > screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove > up over the curb, . . . Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:32:11 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936174 ron h. 2009-12-08T02:32:11Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936166 This could happen to you.... I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . . Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:25:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977936166 ron h. 2009-12-08T02:25:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977902488 this is my facebook badge. Ron Holmes Create Your Badge   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:54:34 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977902488 ron h. 2009-11-16T05:54:34Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977897314 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE READ --------------------------------------  A drunk man in an Oldsmobile  They said had run the light  That caused the six-car pileup  On 109 that . . . Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:56:39 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977897314 ron h. 2009-11-12T08:56:39Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890861 A friend just gave me some deer meat about 12-13 pounds.I am not sure what cut of meat it is( LOL).I was wondering how long to thaw,running water or not,cooking times and temperature(oven),seasonings? . . . Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:58:09 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890861 ron h. 2009-11-08T12:58:09Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890829   Read This Slowly   Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down:  73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often?   . . . Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:42:50 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890829 ron h. 2009-11-08T11:42:50Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890819 I wil attempt to explain this concept "as I see it" Gather makes their money from the total number of members that their advertisers will be able to reach,so if gather can get their members to "Do the . . . Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:19:42 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977890819 ron h. 2009-11-08T11:19:42Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888642 Got this in an e-mail today. This really worked! I was surprised. Keep Your Eyes On The Dots ================== You see a circle of violet dots. Each of them disappears in order, like moving . . . Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:50:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888642 ron h. 2009-11-06T17:50:37Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888595 A woman ran over a mattress on the way to St. Cloud Minn. and decided not to worry and  kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole . . . Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:19:40 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888595 ron h. 2009-11-06T17:19:40Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888530 Eye Test       Need glasses ?    look carefully at the picture below:       . . . Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:54:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977888530 ron h. 2009-11-06T16:54:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884217 Yep.  That's for me! I want to be trailer trash. They did not  cause any of the problems that our country  faces today. They did not get mortgages  they couldn't . . . Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:30:31 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884217 ron h. 2009-11-04T06:30:31Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884187 After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, . . . Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:44:42 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884187 ron h. 2009-11-04T05:44:42Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884140 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow, that was addressed . . . Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:07:32 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884140 ron h. 2009-11-04T05:07:32Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884033 for you........            This is how I heard YOUR day was going.... First you had trouble getting out of bed       . . . Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:36:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977884033 ron h. 2009-11-04T04:36:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977881377 The below happened  last week. At the time I didn't realize it was a real issue. I just thought I had done something wrong. So, I never said anything to anyone about it, not even my wife. I just . . . Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:22:21 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977881377 ron h. 2009-11-02T14:22:21Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977876950 65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, A state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, Twin supercharged diesel engines , etc. $4,500,000.00 Champagne, . . . Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:56:55 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977876950 ron h. 2009-10-30T02:56:55Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977740598 I am writing this post to check if my points were reinstated after my points were suspended after i fouind out that my now "X" roomate was using a robot to inflate my views to earn points. I have sent . . . Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:51:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977740598 ron h. 2009-07-17T16:51:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977729847 Hello all you food guru's out there ! I was just curious about the shelf life of some foods and googled it and came up with this site called STILL TASTY ( http://stilltasty.com/ ) there you can find . . . Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:23:35 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977729847 ron h. 2009-07-06T02:23:35Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977726680   Customer:     'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get   through;                           . . . Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:27:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977726680 ron h. 2009-07-01T20:27:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977700685 (Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?) Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. . . . Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:56:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977700685 ron h. 2009-06-03T22:56:37Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977679131 This post is for all you mothers out there. I hope everyone recieves many mothers day gifts today bringing you the joy and love that is shared through a very special bond between mothers and . . . Sun, 10 May 2009 21:05:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977679131 ron h. 2009-05-10T21:05:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977671610 I need some help here. I just started using "Limewire" a downloadable music site and was wondering if anyone could tell me who the Original artist was of the song "House of the Rising Sun" . . . Sat, 02 May 2009 03:00:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977671610 ron h. 2009-05-02T03:00:37Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977665632 A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but . . . Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:49:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977665632 ron h. 2009-04-25T13:49:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977658555 I have recently looked up the definition of  "spam" and could not find what the letters s,p,a,m, stood for but I did find out that  the name "spam" refering to unsolicitated . . . Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:22:17 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977658555 ron h. 2009-04-17T13:22:17Z