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    <title>Gather: Articles by Patty Mayonaise</title>
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    <copyright>Copyright Gather Inc 2009</copyright>
    <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:27:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I must be the Grinch</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977968423</link>
      <description>This year I never kicked into the holiday spirit-just quite the opposite accually. Ive been rather dark and dreary......putting on a front of course for the kids, butits just been miserable. 
 My dog . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:30:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-30T10:30:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>My Home for the Holidays Survey</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977930076</link>
      <description>My husband needs to go back to his home town, 
 Hasn't been in 10 years has made him feel down. 
 Right before we became an item he went to see his dad, 
 Going to visit him would make him feel glad. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:23:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-04T04:23:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>why must we pay for those in charge</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977924039</link>
      <description>i just found out that the govenors live in a mansion free of charge. Everything is provided for them. Why is that okay? Its a job like any other job, why can't they live in a house like you or me. Why . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:27:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-30T18:27:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>new cameras in patrolers</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977922488</link>
      <description>Big brothers eyes just got a bit wider. 
 In the on-line version of my newspaper this morning confirmed that four new cameras have been installed in each patrol car. What are they filming you ask? Liscence . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:33:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-29T17:33:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>IN YOUR SENIOR YEAR DID YOU...</title>
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      <description>IN YOUR SENIOR YEAR DID YOU...      
 
    
 1. Did you date someone from your school? Yes 
 
 
 2. Did you marry someone from your high school? well, he went there at a diffrent time 
 
 
 3. Did . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:32:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-14T09:32:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Quitana-4 months</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977899789</link>
      <description>My Quitana is four months old now. Such a happy baby. And fat too, over 12lbs, I'll know definately at her next doctors appointment that I need to schedule (should've done it already, I know) 
 So far . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:36:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977899789</guid>
      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-13T19:36:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>gather garbages another of my articles!!!</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977844676</link>
      <description>i hate that gather eats my articles. 
   
 to everyone who values your time: type your aticles in word first so that you dont have to waste time trying to recreate an article youve already written!!! . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:03:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-08T20:03:11Z</dc:date>
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      <title>working out</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977838972</link>
      <description>later on this morning im going to the gym. monday, wednesday &amp; fridays are step class and tuesday &amp; wednesday are yoga. 
 ive been fat for little under four years. it started with the birth of . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:37:09 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-05T08:37:09Z</dc:date>
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      <title>prayer to myself for my family</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977838961</link>
      <description>please let us keep our jobs, 
 let our dependants be included in the medical insurance, 
 that our work hours or pay not be cut, 
 most of all 
 please have the investigation come back in our favor 
 . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-05T08:18:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Almost Pagent Queen</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977838121</link>
      <description>It was 1992, and I had to travel two cities over to audition to be in the pageant. It was something I had always wanted to do. I wanted to be pretty. All my life my mom had told me how ugly my features . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:44:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-04T16:44:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Urrg...rant about bad parents</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977830131</link>
      <description>Ive written about this before, and the problem will never go away. 
 Sitting in McDonalds, letting my kids play before getting them a sundae, three kids come running into the Playplace. Probably the ages . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:51:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-29T04:51:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Puyallup Fair- a photo essay</title>
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      <description>Tuesday we went to the fair. Kids had fun, im leaving the drama for another article. here are the pics :) 
   
   
 
  
 
  My son LOVES morotcycles, so you could imagine his excitement getting . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:25:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-26T21:25:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>First week of school</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977802501</link>
      <description>Ahhhh, the first week of school. Happiness and tears. new year, end of summer. 
 This year my eldest is in 3rd grade, eldest girl is in 2nd, &amp; middle daughter is in Kindergarten. We went to the . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:42:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-07T03:42:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>the 'real me' survey</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977797771</link>
      <description>My personality   
 
 
 
  The song to best describe me is:    Ironic, Alaniss Morisette 
 
 
  Using the acronym R.E.A.L., four words to describe me are:    Revolving moods, Exceptional friend, Astronomocally . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-02T22:12:36Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Burt's Bees® Natural Acne Solutions™</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977796812</link>
      <description>Skip the synthetics and go to the natural source! The first and only truly natural acne products clinically proven to promote clear, smooth, healthy-looking skin, naturally. Dermatologist tested and non-comedogenic. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:20:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-02T07:20:56Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Free Photo Editing</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977794004</link>
      <description>You dont need a thousand dollar program like Photoshop to edit your pictures. Although I love that one as well. My first attempts at photo editing involved photobucket. Photobucket.com has some applications . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:05:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-31T06:05:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>product review:Shwans chicken pot pie</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977793981</link>
      <description>I recieved this item during the 'new customer gets a free 10 dollar item' week. I ordered over the internet and it was quite easy. Alltogether I did order about 100 dollars worth of food, not including . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:08:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-31T05:08:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>food bank and WIC</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977793873</link>
      <description>What to make for dinner when the cubboards are bare? I do have WIC so we've got plenty of eggs and milk and peanut butter. And we+ had to go to the food bank on friday-but with four kids, they could eatt . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:44:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-31T01:44:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>My mail week (including internet)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977793845</link>
      <description>It had been pretty slow with the samples/freebies. Until this week of course. 
 Ive got two diffrent products to try via Pinecone Reaserch (cant say what they are-would have to kill ya hahaha) 
 My Burt's . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:54:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-31T00:54:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>my big blow-up</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977789553</link>
      <description>The baby had been crying all day. It seems I am her new pacifier and if I try and give her one she acts as if I am gagging her (even if I just put it to her lips) (drama queen already) 
 So every time . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:47:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977789553</guid>
      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-27T06:47:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Nothing Did Day</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977785363</link>
      <description>How many days am I going to sleep through everything? today is the last. Ive gotta get the three kids ready for school, meaning tomorrow Ive got to enroll my kindergartener ( i shouldve done it by now) . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:22:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-24T06:22:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Life with a newborn</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977784510</link>
      <description>Ive been meaning to do so many things in the last few weeks. SOmehow Ive forgotten how little sleep one gets with a newborn. But its not as bad because she is my fifth, and so I guess im used to getting . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 06:22:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-23T06:22:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>" I'm sorry mom, It's all my fault. Im so sorry"</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977771000</link>
      <description>I get a call from the doctor’s office. It was a ‘friend’ that had just been over to my house an hour earlier. Her son had a doctors appointment for his agression, the day before he had . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:05:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977771000</guid>
      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-12T17:05:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Farmville</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977768583</link>
      <description>I am so addicted to a game called Farmeville on Facebook. Does anyone else play? If so Im looking for neighbors. Please leave your facebook link and Ill send a friend request. If your feeling a little . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:28:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-10T07:28:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Paris Jackson's Paternaty</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977768174</link>
      <description>Micheal has t be rolling over in his grave. First his kids are out in the public spotlight-something he never wanted to happen. And now theres speculation of paternaty for each one. 
 The children's godfather, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:55:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-09T17:55:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Billy Mays and Cocaine</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977767197</link>
      <description>That hyper informercial staple died like the day after mIcheal Jackson. I was mesmerized by his comercials! He was always yelling, and hopping around. I bought Oxi-clean because he told me to. 
 After . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-08T04:21:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>My Laptop</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977767178</link>
      <description>This laptop is still giving me problems! The other day the keyboard quit working, so I had to use the 'on-screen' keyboard, which is clicking each individual letter. so slow that I couldnt post or comment . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:53:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-08T03:53:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I Won~!</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977765532</link>
      <description>the big 25!!!! 
 and it was such hard work too! 
 all i did was comment and I won 25 points on a gather chat! whoo hoo~ 
 we all know how gather points are hard to come by anymore. 
 Ive been getting . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:04:09 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-06T22:04:09Z</dc:date>
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      <title>What is NAG CHAMPA?</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977764471</link>
      <description>"Nag champa is an Indian scent which is famously used in incense, although it also appears in soaps, lotions, perfumed oils, and candles, among other things. Many people think of nag champa when . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:31:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-06T05:31:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>How has Patty's day been?</title>
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      <description>Well, my morning stasrts earlier than most. As I wake a few times during the night to plop a boob in babies mouth. I do fall back asleep-but Im physically feeding my child, so it counts as something. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:00:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Patty Mayonaise</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-08-05T23:00:10Z</dc:date>
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