http://onlythefunny.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by Only the funny! en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:17:40 GMT 2010-01-01T20:17:40Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977967802&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace I thought this was very cute ! Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:39:46 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977967802&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Martha U. 2009-12-29T22:39:46Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977965039&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.   Two Silk worms were in a race.  They ended up in a tie.   All people improve the gene pool; some by birth and others by demise.   . . . Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:50:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977965039&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-28T01:50:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977964688&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Not having a lot to do these lazy days of winter... other than reading books, watching TV, and playing silly games, all of which I have done in abundance... has left me thinking things...   Things . . . Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:30:36 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977964688&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-27T19:30:36Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977956997&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Drum roll, please... Thank you! That drum roll (and other clips of my All-Time Second Favorite Christmas Movie) serves to herald a major event, the awarding of the . . . Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:57:02 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977956997&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-12-21T14:57:02Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977948438&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Picture if you will:  A young woman is heading to her night shift job.  She sees a bunch of teens that appear to be causing some trouble and calls the police station.  One of the teens . . . Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:12:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977948438&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-15T18:12:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977945198&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace and chocolate are proof   that God loves us   and wants us to be happy ;) Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:29:10 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977945198&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-13T19:29:10Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977940917&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, The whole darn family, Was drunk as a louse! ***************************************************************** Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:49:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977940917&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Craig Olson 2009-12-10T18:49:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935687&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Every Saturday morning, on Thinking The Lions , I unveil and discuss "Sweetie's Hunk of the Week," the men Sweetie thinks are hunky -- and what I think about that. I've been doing it for 41 weeks now, . . . Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:42:46 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935687&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-12-07T20:42:46Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935126&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace The Best Of Everything exists for one purpose and one purpose only: To make me rich and famous. But along the way to that route, it also serves to identify what is The Best in pop . . . Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:05:04 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935126&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-12-07T15:05:04Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935105&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace On my blog, 5 Pages I serialize a novel so that you can read it the way I write it -- 5 pages at a time. This is an excerpt from the current novel-in-progress, "the After,": Saoirse has died in a . . . Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:55:41 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977935105&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-12-07T14:55:41Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929990&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Familiarity breeds contempt...   HA HA HA HA HA HA     BUT!   Without a little familiarity, you can't breed anything! ☺ HA . . . Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:53:02 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929990&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-04T02:53:02Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929936&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Acupuncture                                                       . . . Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:00:01 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929936&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-04T02:00:01Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929089&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Did you hear about the short fortune teller who escaped from prison?   Yeah... now he's a small medium at large.  *snicker*     WELL!!! I said it was bad!!! Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:17:03 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977929089&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-03T16:17:03Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977928098&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Just try not to giggle watching this:   *giggles* Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:24:11 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977928098&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-03T01:24:11Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977926440&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Company Memo        FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director        TO:         All Employees . . . Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:54:59 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977926440&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Dana F. 2009-12-02T02:54:59Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977925224&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Every morning I read comics at several different sites.  Comics.com allows one to embed using a source code:     Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:12:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977925224&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-12-01T12:12:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977921936&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace I used to be a great athlete..                                           . . . Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:36:24 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977921936&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-11-29T02:36:24Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977921856&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace ....  the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.       Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:58:07 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977921856&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-11-29T00:58:07Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914475&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace This appeared first on Family and Consumer Law: The Blog .   Day 24 of 30 Days of Debt Collection , and it's time for another round of what's my case worth? (FDCPA edition.) . . . Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:51:18 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914475&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-11-23T21:51:18Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914467&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace This appeared first on Thinking The Lions ; you may have to go to that site to watch the videos referenced.     If you read this, leave a comment! Here's why. Five days . . . Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:46:59 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914467&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-11-23T21:46:59Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914461&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace This appeared first on The Best Of Everything; you may need to go to that site to watch the Videos   It's time for another Whodathunkit? , that feature I run just before every . . . Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:43:10 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977914461&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Briane P. 2009-11-23T21:43:10Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911575&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace   Satan communicates with his demons by Hell phone. ********************************************************************* Peg: What do you get if you cross a cat and a canary? Craig: A catenary. . . . Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:22:23 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911575&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Craig Olson 2009-11-23T15:22:23Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911922&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace I went outside to retieve the mail...we didn't get any .. Our neighbor lady was coming down the road after walking her dog around the block.  So I stopped to say hello and talk to her a spell.  . . . Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:15:35 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911922&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-11-21T21:15:35Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911528&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise . . . Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:29:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977911528&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Craig Olson 2009-11-21T14:29:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908499&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace I often times feel like I have nothing to write about or anything to say.   Thus I started messing around with Mystery Google  just to find what I could find.  (how it works is it . . . Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:51:40 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908499&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Nancy * ♥ Self-Proclaimed Site Tigger ♥ 2009-11-19T14:51:40Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908488&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Just thought you could us a good laugh!!   He Said To Me!   He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to . . . Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:43:18 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908488&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Dana F. 2009-11-19T14:43:18Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908361&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We . . . Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:09:09 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977908361&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Craig Olson 2009-11-19T13:09:09Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977907511&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Never get between a man and his breakfast Click Here For More Funny Pictures Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:04:29 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977907511&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Martha U. 2009-11-19T01:04:29Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977905032&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace   An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard . I could tell from his collar   and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.  He calmly . . . Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:19:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977905032&grpId=3659174697250765&nav=Groupspace Dana F. 2009-11-17T17:19:37Z