http://mystuff.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by Wacky & Tacky ! en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:38:17 GMT 2010-01-04T22:38:17Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977430485 At a recent press conference, a reporter asked the chairman of the Chinese Olympic Committee about China's Olympic slogan, "One world, one dream." "As recently as ten years ago," . . . Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:20:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977430485 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-08-26T03:20:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977414508 A team of archaeologists were excavating a site near Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it: Woman, Donkey, Shovel, Fish, and Star of David After months of studying . . . Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:47:11 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977414508 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-08-05T20:47:11Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977410585 When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.  So, I took her to a gas station.  And that's how the fight started… ============ My . . . Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:02:55 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977410585 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-31T18:02:55Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977405593 There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt . . . Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:53:57 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977405593 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-24T16:53:57Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977400272 A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, . . . Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:17:16 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977400272 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-17T18:17:16Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977399593 I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. . . . Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:16:47 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977399593 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-16T21:16:47Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977394484 a. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.   b. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before   d. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.   e. Those who jump off . . . Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:19:07 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977394484 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-10T14:19:07Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977393808 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.   Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic . . . Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:53:47 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977393808 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-09T18:53:47Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977392646 x Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:42:39 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977392646 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-08T14:42:39Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977391850 An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs. As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him . . . Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:07:58 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977391850 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-07T16:07:58Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977388994 A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree . . . Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:24:45 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977388994 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-03T19:24:45Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977388005 Q. Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? . . . Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:45:37 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977388005 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-02T19:45:37Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977387678 THIS IS IMPORTANT! There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma As this tshirt indicates, the proper way is: ' Okla . . . homa' (There's a pause between . . . Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:19:07 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977387678 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-02T13:19:07Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977387371 The preacher says, "This week's sermon is about the difference between knowledge and faith. "There is the first row sit Tom and Mary, and their 7 children." The preacher smiles . . . Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:37:01 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977387371 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-07-02T02:37:01Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977385851 Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks . . . Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:15:01 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977385851 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-06-30T12:15:01Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977369125 . Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:22:46 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977369125 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-06-11T14:22:46Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977369120 The Silent generation, people born before 1946. The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959. Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979. Generation Y, people born between 1980 and . . . Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:11:51 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977369120 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-06-11T14:11:51Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977347120 These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts', and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment . . . Fri, 16 May 2008 20:54:20 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977347120 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-05-16T20:54:20Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977346973 This is my kind of guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he . . . Fri, 16 May 2008 17:43:52 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977346973 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-05-16T17:43:52Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977345644 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + . . . Wed, 14 May 2008 21:30:26 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977345644 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-05-14T21:30:26Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977344065 An  older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping  mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to  find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of  minutes?' . . . Mon, 12 May 2008 19:34:05 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977344065 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-05-12T19:34:05Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977339243 A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.     His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"   "That's . . . Mon, 05 May 2008 19:38:08 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977339243 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-05-05T19:38:08Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977335773 A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to  commit suicide. He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.   . . . Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:39:56 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977335773 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-30T20:39:56Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977334231 The Maid asked for a raise.  The Madam was very upset about this and asked:  "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why . . . Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:32:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977334231 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-28T22:32:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977330674 I for one do not understand why we are even bothering to hold an election! On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer. . . . Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:46:36 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977330674 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-23T21:46:36Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977330322   DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish - 49. Adventurous - Slept with everyone. Athletic - No breasts. Average looking - Moooo. Beautiful - Pathological . . . Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:14:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977330322 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-23T14:14:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977328758 A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: . . . Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:30:20 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977328758 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-21T17:30:20Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977324077 A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos with their cell phones of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying near the hospitals prayer garden. . . . Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:38:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977324077 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-15T20:38:48Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977319407 There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time by telling each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun got up and said, "My . . . Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:05:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977319407 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-14T21:05:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977307808 Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying . . . Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:08:15 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977307808 Wacky & Tacky ! 2008-04-11T15:08:15Z