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    <title>Gather: Articles by Ken C.</title>
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    <copyright>Copyright Gather Inc 2009</copyright>
    <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:17:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Ken Coffman is a Big Jerk</title>
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      <description>For those who feel the need to vent, can I politely suggest this is the place?</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:53:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-21T13:53:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Book Promotion – What Works?</title>
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      <description>  
 
 
 I spent about $10,000 on advertising over the last 10 years or so. As I build up a publishing business (I prefer to think of this venture as an artist’s cooperative), I have thought . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:34:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-20T16:34:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Introduction - The Apt Writers' Bloc - Writing Group - Aborted</title>
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      <description>I know, it’s not like the world really needs another writing group, but here we are. With no fanfare or kettle drums, please allow me to introduce TAWB, The Apt Writers’ Bloc. The purpose . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:56:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-19T14:56:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Fatherly Pride</title>
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      <description>Jill was kind enough to allow me permission to feel fatherly pride in her accomplishment! A paid gig in Woman's World magazine for her charming story  Peach-Flavored Kiss  (or Kisses now, I guess). A . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:25:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-19T03:25:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Ayn Rand Did Not Save My Life...</title>
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      <description>   
 
 
   Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the designs of ambition.   
 
 
  -           . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:39:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-18T23:39:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Undeniable Proof that Albert Arnold Gore is a Moron</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977943986</link>
      <description>   
 The other day, I had lunch with three of my engineering buddies. In the course of the conversation, I mentioned that Al Gore recently said the earth’s core was two million degrees. Okay, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:11:26 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-12T16:11:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Mindset</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977938959</link>
      <description>I've been quietly staying out of the fray and watching with interest as the human-caused global warming theme completely falls apart. However, I can't resist putting a spotlight on this letter . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:06:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-09T15:06:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thoughts from the Edge of the World</title>
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      <description>I like the feeling of traveling to the edge of the civilized world. Of course, I’m going to Calgary and not Edmonton, which is a few hours north and even closer to the fringe, but still… . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:58:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-08T13:58:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Delicious, Troubling and Scary Chaos - Writin' Wombats CCCXL</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920524</link>
      <description>We’ve talked about this from the first days of Wombatia: the publishing business is changing. There will always be the bestsellers like Stephen King, Dan Brown, Dean Koontz and Stephanie Meyer…they . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:37:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-27T19:37:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Open Season on Tubby</title>
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      <description>   
 
 Hugh Grayson had a keen eye for the way they moved. He wasn’t seriously on a hunt, but believed in being ready in case opportunity smiled. At the corner of Broadway and 27 th  on Capitol . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:50:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-27T18:50:10Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Conversation with a Publicist</title>
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      <description>I got a call from a publicist yesterday and here’s how it went… 
   
 
 MK:  I got your book in the mail and it looks very interesting. We could build a very effective campaign. I love . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:24:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-28T18:24:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Adina's Online Book Release Party</title>
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      <description>This is a little scattered and there is commentary mixed for the stories (Three-Minute Sex and The Pain Killer) we were "reading", but it will give you a flavor for the event if you missed it. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:41:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-06T23:41:27Z</dc:date>
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      <title>DB and Literary Torture - Writin' Wombat Thread CCCXVI</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977834072</link>
      <description>This is our third episode of dissecting and mocking Dan Brown’s work. Just to be clear, Dan has a degree in English and he obviously has a marketable skill for creating fast-paced, puzzle-oriented . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:38:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-01T16:38:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Lost Rose Bowl - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>The secret is…what was the question, again? 
 Robert “Britni” Langdon, newest pledge to the Delta Mu sorority, squeezed his once muscular, now slender five-foot-eleven-inch body into . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:38:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-30T19:38:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Golden Fleece - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>Fool! 
 
 Awash in a world of unimaginable privilege, dressed in handmade Italian shoes, custom suits, and every demand fulfilled the weak were broken. Another fine mess, 2009 was turning out to show . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:38:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-30T16:38:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Food for Thought - DB3 Entry</title>
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      <description>With his shiny red, patent-leather shoes scraping across sticky tile, his red and white striped socks undulating like tackily dressed sea snakes, and his yellow jumpsuit billowing in the nonexistent breeze, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:04:26 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-29T23:04:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Secret of the Generations - DB3 Entry</title>
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      <description>Benjamin Langdon, grandson of the frighteningly talented Robert Langdon was, like his grand sire, a master of symbology and cryptology, famous in his own right. Right now however, he was a frightened . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:58:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-29T22:58:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Who Am I - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>They glance at me. Furtively. When they think I don't notice. They look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Look at my face. They see their fears, their desires. They don't see me. I'm unseeable, hidden from . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:28:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-28T04:28:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Hidden Signs - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977827651</link>
      <description>The hooded figure slinked darkly through the stygian night, melting into the fog. He had to find the Chapel. It must be nearby. He began to run, over hill and dale, And then there it was, surrounded by . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-26T22:22:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Chain Of Encryption - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>Was he too late? 
 
   
 The smell of blood was strong warring with the crisp musty smell of books. He had to have the medallion and it’s encrypted chain; the weight of the world was on his . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:42:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-26T18:42:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Codex Principus - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977827007</link>
      <description>Father John McNeary slipped through the wrought iron gate of Trinity College just after nine. Five minutes later, his borrowed keycard unlocked the door on the second floor of the old library. The ghostly . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:23:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-26T04:23:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Secrets No More (or How the Profound Profane Overwhelmed the Arcane Sacred) - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977827002</link>
      <description>Luc Pentacle lifted the bottle to his mouth. Missed.  Damn.  Cheap rotgut wouldn’t have opportunity to rot his gut. 
 Using both hands, he aimed again. Much better. He burped. Rot gutting—gut . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:17:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-26T04:17:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Jeopardy - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>The little known, though highly regarded, senator, Integrity strode with purpose down the halls of Freedom to the once great room of Wisdom. His walk belied his fragile, broken step. Survival was in peril. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:38:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-25T14:38:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Unholy Shroud - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977825465</link>
      <description>Debonair dealer of arcane artifacts Roger Loodikrus stood stunned. 
   
 “You must protect the shroud,” the friar with the slashed throat gasped with his dying words. 
   
 “The . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:56:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-24T22:56:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Response to Nonsense by Salon.com</title>
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      <description>There is an lame attempt at humor at salon.com--a “Go Galt” pledge. It’s a classic example of lefty illogic, take a look: 
 
 
   
 
 
  http://letters.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/09/19/sirota_deficits/permalink/5945cb33a8983d91cf57161ab5b45f3f.html . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:47:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-20T23:47:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Conversation with a LaRouchey</title>
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      <description>I don’t know much about Lyndon LaRouche, but you guys know me…I’ll talk to anyone. You never know when you’re going to uncover a personality quirk to add color to your creative . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:32:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-20T21:32:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Qui Key - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>The  Qui  Key   
 
 
 Avenue des Champs-Élysées, Paris 9:53 PM 
 
 
 The streets of Paris were busy this night. Perhaps not more than any other night, but to Daniel Rembeau, they were . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:19:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-20T14:19:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Ancient Crown - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977819320</link>
      <description>A loon sounded in the ink-black night, jerking Michael awake. The tendons in his forearms ached from strain. His enlarged knuckles had grown increasingly numb from the icy river water. He rowed the boat . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:21:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-20T05:21:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Lost Secret - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977818659</link>
      <description>The secret is how to live. 
 
 Since the beginning of time, the secret had always been how to die, or rather, how to make others die -- and he’d learned that secret well. Now he needed to learn . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:02:26 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-19T13:02:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Harry Potter and the Lost Wizard of Oz - DB3 Contest Entry</title>
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      <description>Larry Langdon keenly eyed the  Departures  display at O'Hare International Airport.  Why were all the planes always so late?  His thoughts turned sharply to his brother Robert's God-given ability to fly . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:29:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ken C.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-18T22:29:06Z</dc:date>
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