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    <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:13:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.196</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:58:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2010-01-06T04:58:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.195</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2010-01-06T04:56:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>California Con Game (Humor)</title>
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      <description>I left the house at 8 a.m. last week to take my cat to the vet for an appointment. I was 20 minutes late because    I had to scrape ice off my windshield     !  
 
 
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:54:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2010-01-04T04:54:11Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.194</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:53:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-30T04:53:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.193</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:51:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-30T04:51:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Resolutions Revisited (New Year Humor)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977966108</link>
      <description>It's almost that time of year when we make New Year's resolutions. It is a time when we make apologies for what we haven't done with our lives and make promises to remedy our shortcomings in the . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:58:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-28T21:58:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.192</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:35:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-22T14:35:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.191</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:31:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-22T14:31:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Bearded Confession (Holiday Humor)</title>
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      <description>Disclaimer     : Some years ago I wrote a column titled "The Christmas Beard." It was about my habit of growing a beard every Christmas season. In the column I said that besides confirming my . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:24:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-21T02:24:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.190</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:10:26 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-16T05:10:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.189</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:08:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-16T05:08:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Recession anomalies (humor)</title>
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      <description>Strange things happen in hard economic times, things we often miss because we are too occupied trying to keep our houses and our jobs and our high score on "Ridge Racer    V" at ArcadeZilla. OK, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:11:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-14T05:11:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.188</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:19:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-09T15:19:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.187</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:16:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-09T15:16:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Column Leftovers — (More Holiday Humor)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977932295</link>
      <description>Thanksgiving's long over yet leftovers linger — not only in your fridge but in my notes. I always have more items than I can use in a column and sometimes these items are funny but not something . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:56:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-07T04:56:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.186</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-02T05:00:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.185</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:59:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-02T04:59:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Hallowgivingmas (Holiday Humor)</title>
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      <description>As I sat on the sofa recovering from Thanksgiving dinner I started thinking about how once again I found myself in the middle of the    holidaze     . Do not try this at home — thinking . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:48:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-30T04:48:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.184</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:34:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-25T03:34:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.183</title>
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 Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank. 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:31:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-25T03:31:56Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Observations of a political signholder (Humor)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977913030</link>
      <description>Last week I carried a sign. It was a political sign. Not one to end a war or allow or disallow abortions or to legalize California's largest cash crop. The sign I carried had a name on it, a person . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-23T04:52:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.182</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:56:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.181</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:54:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-18T04:54:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Stress Echo Test (Medical Humor)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977900335</link>
      <description>I recently went to my doctor's office for a stress echocardiogram. This is where medical technicians wire you up to a machine acquired at a "Star Trek" going-off-the-air sale and run you to exhaustion . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:52:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.180</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:51:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-11T04:51:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.179</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:50:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-11T04:50:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Two Bath Syndrome</title>
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      <description>Diane is a two-bathroom kind of gal. Not two for her, you understand, but two in our house and any place we might rent while on vacation. When there are two bathrooms, one is usually smaller. There . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:07:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-09T05:07:33Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.178</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:16:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-04T05:16:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thought~Byte No.177</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:14:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-04T05:14:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Lawyers’ clean genes (Humor)</title>
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      <description>Everyone dislikes lawyers, even other lawyers. I used to think lawyers were below Bush in popularity because they were sniveling, money-grubbing heartless scavengers who feed off the baser instincts . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:09:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>John Philipp</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-02T13:09:10Z</dc:date>
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